Hero of Time (H.O.T)

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The Links have started a group chat

Time: HeLlO

Malon: What the....

Wild: Hey girl....

Flora: Um....

Sheik: Did you guys go out drinking again?

Time: MaYBe

Malon: I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK ANYMORE! YOU ALWAYS GET CRAZY!!!

Time: I'll be your Hero Of Time

Sheik: Here we go

Time: Cause I'm so HOT

Malon: That's it, I'm done

Malon has left the chat

Time: 🤣

Time has changed his name to Legend

Legend: That was amazing!

Sheik has changed her name to Hyrule

Flora has changed her name to Sky

Sky: That was amazing🤣

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Later

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Malon has started a chat

Time: Why are you mad at me?

Malon: I told you to never drink again!!!

Time: I haven't had a drink since we got married and I got drunk and..... 

Malon: Yeah Yeah. Well then, why did I get those weird texts from you today?

Time: I didn't text you! Legend stole my.... phone.... Oh he's freaken dead.

Time has left the chat

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Later

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Time has started a group chat

Twilight: What is it Old Man?

Time: Don't give me that, this is your fault as much as there's

Twilight: Huh?

Four: What did you do Twilight?

Wind: What happened?

Time: Are you guys gonna speak up, or will I have to hunt you down.

Legend: Oh S*** he knows

Hyrule and Sky: Wasn't us

Wild: Wasn't me

Time: Great, now I know who's responsible

Warriors: What did you guys do?

Time: The rest of you may leave, Hyrule, Sky, Wild, and Legend. You all stay

Wind: I have to see this

Warriors: Agreed. We're not leaving

Wild: Look Time... In our defense

Time: IN YOUR DEFENSE!!!!!!?

Legend: It was Sky's idea

Sky: NO IT WASN'T! YOU SAID IT WOULD BE FUNNY

Twilight: What did you guys do?

Hyrule: Pretended to be Time and acted like he was drunk. 

Twilight: Why?

Hyrule: To Malon

Twilight: Wild, I'm disowning you

Wild: You're not my dad. 

Time: Twilight, stay out of it. 

Twilight: Fine, Fine

Legend: Please don't be mad at us!

Hyrule: please....

Time: Oh, I'm not mad.

Sky: You're not

Time: I'm just disappointed. 

Wild: Oh no, that's worse. 

Time: But Malon's mad. And if you think I have a temper... you ain't seen nothing yet 

Time has left the chat

Wind: Oh, and by the way, we're going to Lon Lon ranch next week!

Wild, Legend, Hyrule, and Sky: Oh S***

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