Zelda (And Linked Universe) randomness

Christmas Memories - Part 4

"Well then, Ranch hand, I didn't know you were so good with the ladies" said Warriors as the world changed around them again. "It was that one time, I'm sure you've done more than kiss a girl on Christmas" he shot back. "I didn't know you could sing either" said Time, smirking. Twilight rolled his eyes. "Not anymore" 

The scene began, and it was clear that this was Warrior's memory. "Oh.... I remember this Christmas" Wind commented. Everyone was to busy watching to hear him. Wars was leaned over a war map, whispering to himself. "If we were to sneak across the river.... no.... then Cia's forces will infiltrate us...." Someone pulls at his scarf. "What are you doing here Link?" asked the blonde haired ten year old. "We're having a Christmas Party!" He shook his head. "No time Sprite, have fun" Sprite gave him an odd look. "But you'd never pass down a chance to kiss a pretty girl! Especially Zelda!" he insisted. Link rolled his eyes. "What are you doing in here then?" Sprite pulled on his scarf again. 

"I don't wanna celebrate Christmas this year..." he commented. Link sighed. "Why? You got someone waiting for you under the mistletoe?" Sprite went bright red. "Perhaps.... but the fact still stands. This is a night of peace, not war!" Link shook his head, and smirked. "What's her name? "Sprite glared at him. "If I tell you, will you come and celebrate" he smiled. "Fine, just tell me about her and I'll celebrate Christmas with you" Sprite smiled in triumph. "Fine, lets go" he grabbed Links hand, and they walked together. "Her names Malon, she runs this ranch with her father Talon.... Lon Lon Ranch.... And she's been my best friend for a really long time" Link laughed. "Well then, we better get you back home so you can get that kiss then, shouldn't we?" Sprite blushed.

When they reached the party, it was full of Christmas cheer. "Link!" yelled a kid who looked like a younger Wind. "Oh... hey Toon, how you doing?" asked Link, smiling. "You should go kiss Zelda, she's under the mistletoe." Twilight gave Wars a "I told you so" look, and Wars pushed it off. "No thanks, I'm good.... How about you Ravio, you got anyone special?" he asked, as a familiar purple haired merchant approached him. "Ravio!" yelled a red haired girl. "Hello Ms. Marin! Merry Christmas!" he called as she embraced him. Link looked between the two, and grinned. Sprite caught what he was saying. "Hey look" said Link, as Sprite passed him a bit of mistletoe. "You two are under the mistletoe" They glared at him, and he smiled. "Oh no we're not...." started Ravio. Marin grabbed him by the collar and kissed him, then pulled away and walked away from him. He looked ready to faint in surprise as his face went red. 

Legend looked ready to kill Warriors as the scene changed again. "I'm going to gut you like a fish" he snarled, slamming the older hero into the wall that separated them from the memories. "What the hell?" asked Time, pulling him away. "Go to hell" Legend spat out. Warriors backed away from him, and Twilight had to hold Legend back, as the next memory began.