Peach has started a group chat
Peach has added 3 people to the group chat
Peach: HOW DARE YOU ZELDA!!!!
Zelda: ME?!!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO ATTACKED ME.
Link: Are we supposed to know what's going on? I'm kinda busy here!
Mario: I have no clue.
Peach: ZELDA STOLE my favorite crown!
Zelda: I WON THAT CROWN FAIR AND SQUARE!
Peach: I know how to settle this
Link: Oh no
Peach: Oh yes. Zelda Hyrule, I challenge you to a rap battle
Zelda: You're on!
Peach: I'm the number one Peach Killing beats and breaking hearts. So hot I've got your boyfriend crashing his Mario Kart.
Link: THAT IS NOT TRUE AND YOU KNOW IT
Peach: The Mainstay damsel, but I'm never stressen, I'll drop this elf brat like my real games tekken. I'm tripping off of toad stools, cause we do it real big. You're robbing from the cradle messing with that little elf kid.
Link: I AM NOT AN ELF AND I AM 117 YEARS OLD!!!
Peach: I'm such a lady...
Zelda: Yeah sure...
Peach: Fight with grace to combat you. So don't take it personally when Peach B****Slaps you.
Zelda: Oh look, it's Goldilocks, all grown up now. I love your pink dress, excuse me while I go throw up now. Recognize, I'm part of Hyrule's royal blood line. And your just hating cause your mad that I'm dumb fine.
Link: Yeah! Go princess!
Zelda: Oracle of Seasons. Winter to Summer. (I helped them)
And you can hate on Link but your dating a plummer
Mario: This is no longer funny....
Zelda: I'm unique and amazing, your standard, like, missionary.
Just check the main title of my game Peach....
I'm Legendary.
Link: YEAH YOU GO ZELDA!
Mario: cough* simp cough*
Link: I will muder you.... you.... red hatted.... plumber BOY!
Mario: You're one to speek Mr. I Dress Like A Keebler Elf!
Link: This is the garb worn by the hero of time himself! HOW DARE YOU!!!
Mario: The Hero of Time sucks.
Link has added Time to the chat
Link: Just read....
Time: What the.... you're dead meat Mario.
Mario has left the chat
Time has left the chat
Link has left the chat
Peach: Leave it to Mario and Link to make it about them...
Zelda: Tell me about it...
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