Housemates (Keisuke Baji x Reader)

Prologue

You were sitting crossed legged at your sofa in the living room, sipping tea elegantly as you stick out your pinky when suddenly a grenade carrying stork smashed through your apartment's window.

So what happened after the grenade carrying stork smashed your window?

Of course the grenade exploded but it only damaged your cozy kitchen!

Did you care?

No. You merely flipped the page of the book you're reading and sip some chamomile tea again.

Back to the comfortable atmosphere, and the stork that got burned after the grenade exploded completely ignored, you raised the teacup to your lips and sipped the tea that you brewed earlier. With a book still in hand where your eyes are glued, your eyes suddenly widened just as a wrecking ball hit and destroyed half of your apartment unit.

Did your eyes widened because of the wrecking ball that destroyed half of your apartment?

No again! Your eyes widened because the enemies in the romance book you're reading are getting in a heated argument.

Giggling to yourself as you're completely aware where this argument is going, you picked up the teapot and literally just drink straight from there just in time when an——

Unidentified beam from space shot the roof of your apartment!

But no again, you didn't drink straight from the teapot because of the beam shot by aliens. You drink all the tea in the teapot because in the middle of the heated argument, the male lead suddenly yelled at the female lead “Because I love you!”

And then your most awaited make out scene happened in the novel. You thirsty simp.

After finishing reading the book and realizing that all of your tea is gone, you stand up from your spot and picked up the teapot and teacup you used to put them in the sink. You were just on your way to wash your dishes when you realized that you no longer have any dishes to wash since your kitchen is literally gone.

Tilting your head to the side, you looked around your apartment— or what remained of it— and realized that half of your unit is literally destroyed.

Did you panic?

No. You just called 911 to pick up the injured stork in your apartment; the same stork that smashed through your window and brought grenade.

Seeing that your apartment is literally destroyed, you went to your bedroom and opened the door. But the door fell before you can even open it since the damage also reached your bedroom. Raising your eyebrows, you just shrugged nonchalantly as if it didn't matter since by this point of this fanfiction we already realized that this L/n Y/n is not normal.

Grabbing a pillow and your comfy blanket, you went out your destroyed apartment unit and knocked at the door in the next unit.

You waited there patiently as you're covered in blanket. Humming gleefully as you wait for the screened door to swing open.

The door finally opened and a disgruntled Keisuke Baji opened the door.

“Bitch, what?”

You just smiled at him brightly sending chills to the man's spine since he know that something scary will happen next.

“So my apartment unit got smashed by a grenade carrying stork, wrecked by a wrecking ball and shot by an unidentified beam from space. ” You narrated that sounded more like a new title for a light novel. “And I'm moving to your house! We're now housemates! ”

You declared before sassily walking past a confused Keisuke and entering their comfortable home.