IllusionKing- wait
IllusionKing- When you clean out a vacuum cleaner...you become a vacuum...cleaner.
MatPresento- augustus it's 4AM
CloverBreeze- Light travels faster than sound...that's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
ThornQueen- Isn't it a bit creepy that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Eddinescence- When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
DepressoEspresso- life is a sexually transmitted disease
BadGirlCoven- Some people are like Slinkies. They aren't really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you push them down the stairs.
KINGOF<3S- When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English?"
ViolBard- What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
LovelyLulu- If a spoon was made of gold, would it still be called silverware?
WitchChick128- "Do not touch" much be one of the scariest things to read in Braille
DarkOtter14- OH MY GOD AMITY
DarkOtter14- WAS I THE ONE YOU WANTED TO ASK TO GROM?????
CloverBreeze- 🤦
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