The Owl House Group Chat

CRYPTmas Time!

GoodWitchLuzura: Question, what do you all want for Christmas this year? :))

Hello_Willow: Huh?

WitchChick128: luz i love you but what in the titan's name is christmas

IllusionKing: Is it some human thing?

BadGirlCoven: Oh, you mean Cryptmas! Right?

GoodWitchLuzura: CRYPTMAS??? What is it with the Boiling Isles and creepy knock-off names??

RulerzReachF4n: says you, luzura

GoodWitchLuzura: >:[

WitchChick128: I want a sword...

WitchChick128: So that I can battle anyone who messes with my sweet girlfriend!

GoodWitchLuzura: Awwwww :]

Hello_Willow: I want a bigger space for my garden so that I can finally create a plant sanctuary!

IllusionKing: I want a book on all the human stuff -- except for giraffes, those things are nightmares.

Veehee: Yeah! I still have bad dreams about them. :[

RulerzReachF4n: I want a happy childhood!

WitchChick128: ...Me too.

GoodWitchLuzura: Why'd we all just get sad up in here? :(

IllusionKing: Yeah, someone lighten the mood!

Darination: Raine fell down a flight of stairs today.

BadGirlCoven: WHAT??

Rainey.Day: Don't worry Eda, he's over-exaggerating everything. I'm fine! I just broke a few limbs, nothing to worry about.

BadGirlCoven: HOW DOES THIS LIGHTEN THE MOOD??

Darination: It doesn't, I just thought it was funny.

Rainey.Day: On the topic of Cryptmas, I want something very special for Cryptmas, but I think she's unattainable...

katyarawr: SHE'S??

Chilly.Lily: Oh my titan...it's finally happening!

Chilly.Lily: You owe me 10 snails, Darius!

Darination: Not if I flee from the law.

Chilly.Lily: 😒

BadGirlCoven: Oh, wow...

BadGirlCoven: Well, maybe she is and maybe she isn't, maybe you'll just have to ask her...😉

Rainey.Day: Eda, I...

GoodWitchLuzura: AAAAAAAH OMG

KINGOF<3s: Luz, stop fangirling!

katyarawr: AAAAAAH

Rainey.Day: You're a Maiden Swish fan too?? 😄

BadGirlCoven: ...

BadGirlCoven: what.

Rainey.Day: Yeah, I'm looking for tickets to her concert in January. The ticket dragon literally imploded because so many people are fawning over the opportunity to see her in person!

BadGirlCoven: Holy titan, are you an IDIOT?

Rainey.Day: Huh?...

BadGirlCoven: I still love you, dimwit!!

GoodWitchLuzura: OMG

BadGirlCoven: Yeah, I finally confessed! I can't keep these feelings inside anymore, it felt like I was gonna burst!

Rainey.Day went offline

GoodWitchLuzura: oh...oh no ☹️

BadGirlCoven: Titan, I messed everything up again.

IllusionKing: Now this is the spirit of Cryptmas...

GoodWitchLuzura: Messing things up?

IllusionKing: Yeah, that's literally how the holiday came to be.

Hello_Willow: When Krampus's tail got cut off...

BadGirlCoven: No one CARES about Cryptmas lore right now, okay??

IllusionKing: oh

Hello_Willow: Sorry...

BadGirlCoven: ...

BadGirlCoven has went offline

WitchChick128: ...What just happened?

GoodWitchLuzura: I don't know...

RulerzReachF4n: anyways i want a leather jacket

Darination: No one's getting you a leather jacket.

RulerzReachF4n: :(

MatPresento: skill issue

IllusionKing: MATTY?

MatPresento: spitting facts right here frfr

IllusionKing: ???

MatPresento: merry cryptmas <3

Eddinescence: I want a portable toaster!

Emilixer: what the actual fuck