A Little Crazy | Jyugo x Reader [NANBAKA]

Chapter 45 - But Rebecca, It's Not What You Think! I WON'T HESITATE, BITCH!

Made 9/27/2021

Pickup Line Of The Day: My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. (lol, love this one).

Random Fact Of The Day: Only half of a dolphin's brain sleeps at a time. The other awake half makes the dolphin come up for air when needed to prevent drowning. Kinda creepy.

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"NO, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! HE-" You forced your hand onto Jyugo's mouth, hushing him. "HE HIT HIS HEAD! HE'S DISORIENTED!"

"NO HE'S NOT! YOU GUYS KISSED!" Uno gasped, hand covering part of his mouth. "JYUGO, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP?"

"Uhh. . . " Jyugo pointed at each of them, trying to count.

"Wait, I forgot he's horrible at counting." Uno took back his question, thinking of something else. "OKAY, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"

"Shithead."

"NO, YOUR ACTUAL NAME!"

"Well you guys say it so much that it might as well be my name."

"SEE! HE'S TOTALLY FINE!"

"HOW COULD YOU, JYUGO-KUN?" Nico promptly died on the floor, falling face first into the tatami.

"No comment." Rock couldn't even find something to say.

Ugh, JYUGO-

You took your hand off of his mouth, disappointed. He didn't understand why everyone was making such a fuss, but it was obviously his fault.

"Sorry." He whispered to you, careful not to be too loud for all of them go hear.

"I knew it would happen someday, but I didn't know today. I wasn't ready." Uno had his knees and palms on the floor, head hung in dismay.

"See, Jyugo, look what you did." You pointed to everyone on the floor, acting as if an elephant just stepped on them.

He's painfully honest. What do I do now?

"It wasn't me." He blamed them for their own drama.

"Yes, it was. This wouldn't have happened if you didn't tell them."

"What was I supposed to say?"

"I don't know. A made-up story."

"That's lying."

"Yes. You should try it."

"Here we were, thinking that Jyugo-kun would never get a woman." Nico mumbled into the tatami, body flat on the floor.

"Yeah, instead he gets a woman before all of us." Rock laid next to Nico, almost like a corpse.

"What kind of twisted luck is this. . . " Uno groaned, defeated, his dead body on side of Rock.

"What was it like?" Nico was suddenly up and in Jyugo's face, a curious smile plastered across his face.

"Huh?" Jyugo took a step behind him, taken aback by the abrasive question.

"I swear, Jyugo-" You glared at him, threats displayed through your piercing eyes. "Don't tell them anything."

His mouth shut just as fast as he looked at you, all of his words coming to a halt. The others bombarded around him, ready for whatever consequences came after.