So my friend and I were playing soccer and our ball was going flat, and we didn't have the air pump but we had this air measure thingy idk what it was but we put the needle on it and it blew up the ball.
Friend:I think it's working...
Me:yeah I think so too. Maybe we should push it deeper.
Friend:....
Me:.....
Friend:uh...
Me*clears throat* well now I'm going to bury myself in dirt.