I went to the park and wanted to swing on the swings (like who doesn't). So when I was ready to leave, I couldn't get the swing to slow down so I decided to jump off.
Me: I am superwoman. 1...2...3...JERMP!
*jumps*
*flails*
*lands on face*
*scrapes knees*
*laughs at myself*
*some lady is watching me*
