Nail Salon

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My friend and I went to get mani-pedi's whatever they're called. So I'm sitting there and I say I want REGULAR manicures.

Asians:Okai.

Me: Ok

*five minutes later*

Asain:Soi yew want dey ching Hong yang fley ding dong?

Me:Uh..what.

Asain 2:You want dey Ying how da jing puff manicur?

Me:If it's regular then yes.

Them:Okai

They finish blah I pay like $100 freaking dollars for it wtf.

*later that night*

Mom: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET REGULAR MANICURES!

Me: I SAID I WANT REGULAR MANICURES!

Mom: Psh you just got conned by Asians.

(OK I AM SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE I JUST GOT MAD AND I WROTE WTF I I HEARD SO FORGIVE ME AND YES I KNOW ITS LAME OK I HAVENT UPDATED IN THIRTY MJ

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