My friend and I went to get mani-pedi's whatever they're called. So I'm sitting there and I say I want REGULAR manicures.
Asians:Okai.
Me: Ok
*five minutes later*
Asain:Soi yew want dey ching Hong yang fley ding dong?
Me:Uh..what.
Asain 2:You want dey Ying how da jing puff manicur?
Me:If it's regular then yes.
Them:Okai
They finish blah I pay like $100 freaking dollars for it wtf.
*later that night*
Mom: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GET REGULAR MANICURES!
Me: I SAID I WANT REGULAR MANICURES!
Mom: Psh you just got conned by Asians.
(OK I AM SO SORRY IF I OFFENDED ANYONE I JUST GOT MAD AND I WROTE WTF I I HEARD SO FORGIVE ME AND YES I KNOW ITS LAME OK I HAVENT UPDATED IN THIRTY MJ