MY BUTT

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So one day I was folding my clothes and once I finished I was about to login to Wattpad. So when I sat down in my circle looking chair, it slipped.

Me: don't fall *foot slips and hits floor with such force*

*hits floor too fast and finally falls out the chair butt first*

*rolls around room*

Me: MY BUTT!!!

IF IM CONFUSING ANY OF YOU LET ME EXPLAIN:

When I said 'don't fall' I was sitting in the chair. But my foot slid cause there was a sock on my floor. And then I was holding on to the side of the chair, so when I fell on my butt, two seconds later, the chair fell on my stomach. HOPE I CLEARED IT UP.

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