spider

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This just happened not too long ago. So I'm out with my gran and it's night and we are going to our hotel.

So I'm just sitting in the car and I feel something tickling my face. So I thought I was my hair so I ignored it for a few seconds once I noticed my 'hair' was getting very long.

So I brushed my face and not 3 seconds later there was tHIS GIGANTIC FVCKING SPIDER CRAWLING ACROSS MY ARM.

SO I'M SCREAMING AND MY GRANDMA IS LIKE "SPIDERS R A BLESSIN THEY RLLY R OKAI DONT HURT IT."

AND IM LIKE "NO SMUSH SMUSH SPIDEY."

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