So the toilet wouldn't flush the tissue all the way so you had to flush a couple of times. Alright so first plunged it, that didn't work, so I ask my mom what I can do.
Mom:Get the bucket and pour hot water in it then pour the hot water in the toilet.
Me: okay.
I go get the hot water, pour it in the bucket, blah blah blah. So I pour it in the toilet and all the toilet wager goes down, so I flush it.
Toilet:you lil bish got my weave wet. *sprays dirty toilet water in my face*
Me:*screams* *stumbles* *falls*
