So my friend and I went to this pond to go feed some ducks. So I thought I could hand feed one.
Me: *starts chasing the duck and traps it in this corner area...*
*reaches for it*
Then the duck starts quacking at me and snapping. And it bit meh finger or whatever ducks do.
Me: omg I need to go to the hospital omgggggg
Friend:...you aren't even bleeding.
Me:THE THING HAS MAGIC POWERS SO WHEN IT BIT ME I MAGICALLY STARTED BLEEDING.
Friend:...dear Lord.....
