Me: Yes Ellen I know. I decided to write this book when I was 9. Published and got over 4 billion copies sold.
Ellen: that's fantastic. Now we are gonna let you adopt Calum Hood!
Me: oh my gosh!!! *cries* IT'S AN HONOR-
*mother busted through the door*
Me:So 2+2=7 yes. Yes I know I have been doing my homework for the past three hours. Let me concentrate.
