☞︎𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚠𝚘☜︎

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Izuku was up and out of bed early, and did the same routine. Eraserhead came again, and this time with an over friendly cockatoo. "Hey little listener! Can I have the Venti green tea lemonade shaken over ice with coconut milk and four agaves? My husband here will have a black coffee." He smiled. Izuku nodded, fingers working fast to get the order in.

"God damnit, can't you order something a little less? Poor kid." Aizawa grumbled. The villain chuckled. "It's alright, really. You should see some of the girls who come in here before school. I swear they're sick in the head." Izuku mumbled. The couple chuckled, and took their drinks, aizawa adding two sugar packets.

Izuku kept going on with his job, and at midnight, he went back home and got in patrol clothes. His tail fully healed, and was moving better. Izuku jumped from rooftop to rooftop, overlooking things.

He didn't do robbery. He just did a bit of vandalism and murder of the ones who deserved it. Like rapists...and heroes-but that's besides the point.

He got his spray paint cans out of his bag and started. It was a huge billboard with AllMight, endeavor and hawks on it. He despised all might, though, he was taught not to. Endeavor could die, for all he cared, and he planned on killing him himself, but hawks... he was a nice dude. He was chill.

Izuku drew mustaches, glasses, and devil horns on all might, and endeavor, and angel wings over hawk's wings with a little arrow to him saying, "he's alright" and knew the double spy would be pleased.

A bright light shined on him, and he turned around to see a helicopter above head,shining a light on him. He was so deep in thought he didn't hear. He heard a certain hero yelling and he yelped, quickly picking his shit up and getting the fuck outta there.

"VILLAIN!!" Endeavor bellowed. Izuku just ran faster. He didn't use his tail, because he knew Endeavor wouldn't pull something like Eraserhead, who was also chasing him. He yelped and went faster than before, scrambling, he had his katana's sure, and he was probably the strongest villain other than AFO but wasn't going to risk it. His identity could be found out. And he wasn't going to win against Eraserhead, AND endeavor in a fight.

They continued chasing him, and he had no choice but to fight.

Eventually Izuku stopped on a large rooftop, turning around. He saw Endeavor and Eraserhead behind him, also stopping. Izuku's breath was ragged, and he was on guard to the max. "Turn yourself in peacefully, and we won't hurt you." Eraserhead offered. Satan's child scoffed. "No way in hell. I have some shit with endeavor, so stay outta this." He growled. Endeavor growled and Eraserhead sighed.

"Come on, Satan's child." Eraserhead sighed. Izuku readied himself, and charged. He knocked endeavor over, and slashed his arm. His leg was caught, and he was almost slammed into the ground if it weren't for his tail. He winced, but got up, scratching his tail again. He couldn't use any of his quirks with Eraserhead, but he could fight quirkless really well.

He kicked Endeavor off the building and charged at Eraserhead. He kicked him, and the two fought well, before izuku kicked him to the ground, about to shove his tail through his throat. But then he stood up, and offered the hero a hand.

"We are even now. Do not expect this from me again." The villain whispered, before running away. The hero watched as he ran, and got up, and went to endeavor.

Izuku was exhausted and so he went to the nearest Kroger, and walked in, with his villain outfit still on, as well as his mask. He walked to the liquor section, people screaming and yelling when they saw him. Izuku grabbed two big things of vodka, and carried them to a cashier who was looking at him scared. Izuku pulled out his wallet, and placed two twenties on the counter before walking out. rent was a little bit away, and he would just pick up extra shifts.

He walked back to his apartment, taking his mask and villain clothes off before opening the vodka, and drinking it from the bottle. He closed his eyes as the alcohol burned down his throat, satisfied with the feeling.

He drank around a third of the large bottle, before storing the other shit away. He fell asleep, and woke up two hours later to get to work. His head was killing him. He wanted to die. But he kept moving.

Izuku got all of his piercings in, and got a quick shower before getting dressed in ripped jeans and a hoodie. He walked to work, eyes bags as big as ever, and hair a fluffy mess, that was peaking out of the beanie at least.

"Heyyy usagi!" His co-worker waved. Izuku waved back and got to work. Aizawa came back in and he was looking as shitty as ever as well. "Hey." Izuku mumbled, rubbing his eyes. "I'll get a black coffee, three sugar." Aizawa said. Izuku nodded, and got his order, handing it to him.

"Rough night?" Izuku asked. The hero grumbled. "You have no idea." Eraserhead groaned, Izuku smirked internally. Actually, he did know.

Izuku worked all night, and didn't even stop, when Eraserhead, present mic, and a purple haired boy walked in. "Wow, did you even sleep last night kid?" Eraserhead asked. Izuku glared at him.

"Excuse you. But I didn't even leave this fucking shop." Izuku said, grabbing their drinks, Aizawa only asked for one sugar. He handed them over, and when one of his co-workers offered to go on break and take his spot, Izuku immediately complied, set his timer for one hour, and fell asleep on one of the tables in the shops.

When he woke up to his alarm, he saw that Eraserhead, and the present mic had left.

Izuku sighed, and worked until midnight. He then put on his villain outfit and went on patrol. 

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