☂︎︎𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚒𝚡 ☔︎︎

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 Izuku hugged bitch a little tighter, and sat in the back of the class, eating an apple he had stored. He gave bitch a few bites of catfood, before going to sleep. He woke up by being startled with allmight going through the doorway. "Come, heroes!" he smiled. Izuku grumbled, but dragged his feet along.

He had to go in the locker room to change, and he sure as hell didnt want that, so he just changed in the bathroom. He went out in his hero outfit, including his mask. Bitch sat atop his head like usual and they listened as allmight said they would be doing an activity with heroes and villains.

Izuku smirked, and it only grew when he was against katsuki.

It was him and the canadian flag.

But izuku was a hero. And that pissed him off.

"Whats the plan?" the canadian flag asked. Izuku sighed and thought about it. "You and Bakugou will have a hard time fighting each other with your quirks, and besides, he'll come for me first."

"Go to hand motions and try to get the bomb. Be careful though. He has a pole up his ass and takes things too seriously." izuku sighed. The canadian flag nodded, and iuku began stretching liek he did before every fight. He left bitch with the class, and charged in when allmight gave the ok.

Todoroki started going up floors, and searching around. Izuku started searching around for kacchan. "Found you." he hummed when he found the ash blonde. Katsuki growled and charged at him. Izuku easily caught his arm, and flipped him over without even moving. Kacchan got back up, and charged at him again. Izuku rolled his eye, and grabbed his wrist, flipping him over.

Bakugou growled and got back up, charging at him with his explosions, flipping around in the air. Izuku sighed, and dodged easily, sending clones at him, pinning him down to the floor. Izuku swiftly rolled his arm with the capture tape.

Bakugou growled and jumed up, despite being in tape, held his arm out and fidgetted with the pin. "BAKUGOU!" izuku yelled, hopping back. "Oh, so you remember?" he smirked. Izuku's eyes narrowed, and his tail swung, keeping his momentum.

"Of course i fucking do! I designed it!" izuku yelled. His clones managed to pin him down again and todoroki called in from the coms they were given. "Its done." he said simply. Izuku sighed in relief.

Izuku waddled over to bitch and bitch jumped on his hsoulder. People from 1-A watched as izuku plopped on the floor, minding his tail.

He took his mask off, and ruffled his hair, to get rid of the feeling that made him feel as if his mask was still on his face.

Izuku glared at katsuki as they stared at one another. "Damn deku!" kacchan yelled. "FUCKING BLASTY BASTARD!" izuku shot back. Bakugou growled and so did izuku. They charged at one another, and all might grabbe dthe back of izuku's shirt holding him up in the air, and bitch biting his pant leg. The redhead and blonde, as well as the pink one held katsuki back. "What the hell is going on? What is that thing you have brought out in bakugou? He's more aggressive than normal." momo asked softly, rubbing her temples.

Izuku shrugged, reaching to the void and grabbing a broom. "I dont know, its been here." he said, wacking bakugou softly with the broom. He didnt want to kill him.

"Satan's child!" all might announced. Izuku shot around to him, tail in the air. "OH FUCK OFF YA YELLOW ABOMINATION!:" izuku yelled. showing all might his two favorite fingers. People in 1-A gasped as izuku smirked. "Problem child." aizawa announced. Izuku hesitantly turned to aizawa, and went limp in the air.

"What?" izuku asked with a quirked eyebrow.

"Calm down." aizawa said. Izuku stuck his tongue out at him.

"No."

Aizawa groaned and took a deep breath, trying to calm himself. "Oh yeah, where are my katanas? Those were a gift ya know!" izuku yelled, pissed at aizawa. Aizawa rolled his eyes.

"Gift by who?" aizawa asked. "My...how do i explain it? Not my bio dad...but not a step father....ex-guardian." izuku snapped, pointing at aizawa. Katsuki looked at him confused. "Your dad would never allow you to have blades!" katsuki yelled. Izuku rolled his eyes.

"Are you a moron? I said ex-guardian! Of course my dad wouldnt have let me use blades! He was a... a you know what!" izuku snapped. Aizawa looked at katsuki confused. "We need to have a board meeting with you and that one." aizawa said, pointing at izuku. Izuku was pissed.

"MY NAME IS IZUKU GOD DAMNIT!" izuku yelled, flailing around in the air. Bitch flew and izuku's eyes widened, and he cut off the hood to his hoodie and shot out to catch bitch. He held him closely and laid on the floor. His foot was caught in capture tape, and bakugou and aizawa walked in front of him as he was dragged on the floor, catching the attention of students.

Thankfully his mask was put back on.

He was dragged into the board room, and bitch was sitting on his face.

Izuku rubbed his undercut and pulled at his hair.

"All right, lets start the meeting. Nezu smiled. Izuku hopped up, and stuck his tail in the ceiling, hanging upside down. "Im a mutha fuckin bat." izuku smiled.

"Bats have wings." aizawa deadpanned. "he/i do have wings." izuku and bakugou said at the same time. The heroes looked at both of them confused. "Then why cant we see them?" midnight asked.

"Well ya see, its hard enough to have my tail out, so i just keep it out all the time, and it only emerged from my skin once. My wings make it hard for me to manoeuvre during patrol, so i keep them hidden. I dont think ive brought them out since i was like...eight." izuku explained. The heroes nodded in understanding.

As the heroes started talking, izuku took his torn hoodie off and used the void to pick a new one, placing that one over his clothes. "How the hell are you wearing a hoodie?" bakugou asked him, standing right under him. Izuku shrugged.

"You know this. Since i'm practically a demon and since demons live in hell, im constantly cold i dont think ive ever been warm." izuku shrugged. Bakugou scoffed. "No wonder you never like popsicles." bakugou smirked. Izuku rolled his eyes and ignored him. 

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