Satan's child

❥𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗❣︎

When izuku woke up, he was in that shitty white room. "Oh, its the old crone." izuku groaned when he saw chyro. She hit him in the side, despite how much he was hurting and he yelled out. "Listen here sonny. You almost died Matter o fact you did, but they brought you back to life.You need to be more careful. Candy?" she asked, holding up a little jar. Izuku took one and plopped it in his mouth.

"Not the first time i did some stupid shit" izuku smiled. "Now, i need to get some vodka and cigarettes, and get the hell outta here." izuku mumbled to himself, and tried to stand up, but the shadow realm took over his eyesight and he got dizzy so he had to sit down. Chyro kissed him on the cheek, and he fell asleep. He woke up surrounded by his friends, and eri on his chest. He sat up, and people hugged him tightly.

"Shit! Still hurts!" izuku said. They all quickly backed up, and izuku chuckled, rubbing his hands down his face. "Damnit...that hurt." Izuku groaned. "Hey! No cussing around a child!" Mina yelled. Izuku looked at everyone confused.

"I didn't say anything horrible. I mean, in my house, cussing was normal. But if I even whispered the word hell, my ass would be beat." Izuku said. The others chuckled and Eri hugged the villain tightly.

"I...still can't believe you were able to take out all those people..." kiri whispered. Izuku hung his head and rubbed his neck, finding Bitch's tail and petting him on his head. Eri cuddled bitch, then looked up to Izuku.

"What's his name?" Eri asked. Everyone choked on laughter and izuku struggled to come up with a name.

"Bee." Izuku quickly said. Everyone laughed harder and izuku stood up, feeling a lot better. "How long did you knock me out for?" Izuku asked the chyro. She smirked and izuku yelped. He rushed out of the room and people followed laughing at him.

"Well, I promised somebody a fairy princess tea party, so I'm off!" Izuku yelled, taking eri's hand and heading to the UA dorms common room. They went in the kitchen and Pulled out the things they needed. "So master baker, chocolate chip, or snickerdoodles?" Izuku asked, Eri thought long and hard.

"Both!" She yelled. Izuku chuckled and nodded. "You got it Boss!" He smiled. The two spent around half an hour just to put the cookies in the oven. When the cookies were baking, they got the hot cocoa out. Eri added a million marshmallows and izuku only added eight.

They put their hot cocoa on the table, and waited for the cookies, while watching Mickey Mouse.

When the cookies were done, they raced over, and izuku pulled them out of the oven using his tail's point, shaping it into a sort of thing that you'd take pizza out with. No matter how hard you hit the point on izuku's tail,he couldn't feel it. And he could stand the hottest temperature, thanks to being a demon.

Eri and izuku set the cookies on the table to cool, and izuku was dragged to a stash Eri kept in the dorms for when she visited. It was an abundance of pink and white, and red. Tutus and crowns, and shoes, and dresses.

Izuku looked at it in a slight face of disgust while Eri smiled wickedly. This is how izuku ended up with fairy wings, a tutu and covered in glitter that wasn't coming off any time soon. But he had chosen a crown to sit atop his head, because he felt badass.

Eri was in a dress and izuku had braided her hair. They sat at the table and had their tea party, sipping their hot cocoa that Izuku kept hot on the stove, and discussing fairy things.

The door opened, and izuku and Eri continued with their tea party as the entire fucking class and aizawa walked in. He didn't care, because it made Eri happy, but when aizawa took a picture, he banged his head on the table.

"Daddy! We're fairy princesses!" Eri yelled, racing to aizawa. "I see that." Auzawa smiled. Bakugou would stop laughing, and izuku laughed at himself.

"Oh goddamnit. I swear to the gods aizawa, show Nezu that and I'll kill you." Izuku told aizawa. Aizawa chuckled and nodded. "Now! We have extra cookies, but bakugou, you don't get any." Izuku smirked. He stopped laughing and looked at Izuku with sadness in his eyes.

Izuku handed out the cookies to everyone and izuku secretly snuck two in his pocket. He went to his room to wash up, and knew bakugou was following him. Everything extra was off of him, but Eri told him to keep the crown, that fucking angel.

He tried desperately to get the glitter off, but it was no use. He groaned, and bakugou laughed at him. Izuku sighed, and pulled a cookie out of his pocket, tossing it to bakugou. Bakugou caught it and looked at him in shock.

"You thought I was serious? Only a monster would actually not give somebody cookies." Izuku scoffed. Bakugou scoffed and took a bite, as Izuku took a bite of his. "Now, leave me. I'm bout to do some illegal shit."