Star Wars Rebels: A Collection of Short Stories

Guess What?

Ezra bounced on Zeb's bed. "Hey, Zeb. Zeb. Zeb. Zeb. Zeb. Zeb. Zeb. Z-"
"What?!" Zeb grumbled.
"Guess what?"
Zeb sighed. "What?"
"Guess! Guess! Guesssss! Guuuueeeee-"
"FINE! I'll guess! Um.. You got good at using your lightsaber?"
"No. Wait a second.. Yes! I already am. But that's not what you have to guess. Try again."
"Okay.. Um.. You'll finally say waffles?"
"Not even close. Last guess."
"Uh.. Hera made delicious pancakes again?"
"I wish.. But no."
"Fine.. Tell me."
"You didn't guess. Moving on."
Ezra ran out of the room and Zeb just went back to sleep.
"Hey, Chopper. Guess what?" Chopper zapped him. "Nope." He zapped him again. "Wrong again." He zapped him yet again. "You're out!" He zapped him. "STOP GUESSING THAT! Moving on."
Ezra ran out and Chopper grumpily continued fixing the rear shields. Ezra plopped down beside Kanaan, who stopped meditating.
"Hi, Ezra," Kanaan said.
"Hey, Kanaan," Ezra said. "Guueessss whaaaat?"
"You're going to train today?"
"Haha! Yeah right. It's Monday. Worst guess yet. Try again."
"Um.. You gave up pranking my hair?"
"Colder. Last guess."
"Okay, er.. Ummm.. Zeb saved me a piece of cake for dessert?"
"Haha! Another terrible guess."
"Just tell me."
"Nope. Guessed wrong, movin' on. Buh-bye."
Ezra walked out.
"EZRA!"
Ezra leaned against the wall in Sabine's room. "Sup, Sabine."
"Just painting. You?"
"Making people guess. Which reminds me.. Guess what?"
"What?"
"You have to guess."
"Okay.. It stopped raining?"
"Nope."
"We're going to Hoth?"
"I wish."
"Um.. You pranked Zeb?"
"Yes, but that's not it."
"What'd you do?"
"When he gets up, a weight shift will cause paint to fall on his head like untying a grand piano over a target."
"Cool.. Rude, but cool.. Wait, was that my paint?"
"Umm.. You got it wrong, moving on.."
Ezra ran into the cockpit and sat beside Hera. "Hey Hera. Guess what?"
She turned to him. "What?"
"Guess."
"Just tell me."
"No. No no no. I ask, you guess, I laugh, and then I'm done."
"I'm not guessing. I have no idea at all what I'm supposed to guess. Just tell me."
"Guess!"
"Tell me!"
"Guess!"
"TELL ME!"
"GUESS!"
"TELL ME!"
"GUESS!"

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