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Ezra screamed

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Ezra screamed. "THE FOURTH WALL. SHIELD YOUR EYYEESSSS!!! Oh wait. The people love me."
Kanan smirked. "You mean one person. And thanks for the dark side warning."
Ezra's eyes widened and he hid behind Kanan. "I'M SCARED. Kanan, save me!"
Kanan rolled his eyes. "You didn't turn!"
Ezra shrugged. "SEASON THREE THOUGH!"
Kanan sighed. "That's just a reality show. They twist the facts on us. Like how I need these not at all gigantic glasses to see."
Ezra rolled his eyes. "Riiiighttt... 'kay... Did you see MC's comment?"
Kanan sighed, pulling out his reading glasses. "Hold on a seco- MY ROOM WHY SO MANY SPARKLES WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT?!"
Ezra smirked. "Swag."
Sabine came out of her room covered in sparkles in paint. "MC SAID OUR ROOMS, NOT ME!"
Ezra smiled sheepishly. "Right... Let me just..."
He ran off and Sabine grumbled, stomping back to her room.
Ahsoka smiled. "Thanks ruthie! You 'rock' too!"
Hera hugged Ahsoka. "YOU'RE ALIVEEEE!!!"
Ahsoka looked at her oddly. "Uhh yeah..."
Hera frowned. "SEASON 2 FINALE THOUGH! It all seemed so real..."
Ahsoka awkwardly patted her head. "Uh... there there?"

Kallus did his best evil laugh. "I'M THE FAVORITE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Thrawn rolled his eyes. "That was before season 3 introduced me, Agent Kallus. Or should I say **SEASON 3 SPOILER** Fulcrum."
"YOU KNEW?!" Kallus yelled. "I mean... The reality show, am I right? Heh...? Don't hurt me..."
*** SEASON 3 SPOILER ENDED ***
Vader laughed and then coughed.
"We've been over this, Vade," Tarkin rolled his eyes. "No laughing."
Vader crossed his arms and muttered, "'No laughing'..."
"I WAS REMEMBERED!" Tarkin realized.
"For now," Thrawn smirked.
"GUYS! I SAID I'M THE FAVORITE!" Kallus yelled.
The Emperor frowned. "But...but..."
Vader sighed. "Here we go again..."
The Emperor threw Kallus into a wall. "You can't be the favorite if you're executed!"
Thrawn sighed. "Why do I work here? I could do much more in life..."
Tarkin sighed. "Agreed."
Vader cleared his throat. "Master... er... Pizza?"
The Emperor calmed down and jumped up. "PIZZA!!!" He ran off, chuckling evilly. "MWAHAHA!!!"
Kallus groaned. "Ow..."

I RETURNED!!! Yo yo... Sup. Tacoz. I missed #SWRACOSS (this book). So I returned!!! Pizza. It shall come soon... DUNDUNDUN. ...I wish. :( Thanks for reading!

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