Soooo, techno accidentally threw a splash potion at ranboo that happened to be a de-aging potion. So now techno has to babysit the now 4 yr old ranboo while trying to find a way too turn ranboo back.
I sick at this
(R.I.P Technoblade may his memo...
Ranboo_ I'm super duper happy!! mama came back!!! I wanna trap mama in the house so he never leave mwahahaha....too much heh -v-
Mama went to the nether place, it super warm but other than the monsters it's a nice place to take a nap, I can't nap rn cuz I don't wan mama to disappear
I listen to mamas stories about how he beat up evil evokers and iligers, then mama pulled out two golden dolls, "this is a totem of undying, this can bring back people from death! And how it works is you gotta hold it," mama presses a totem into my hand, it's cold the touch but I wrap my fingers around the golden doll anyway, "and when you die the totem will activate, your scars heal both new and old, it will heal every part of you! But the totem can only be used once, so ranboo please use that totem for emergencies only okay?" I nod, and start inspecting the doll in my hand.
I hug the doll to my chest and a wave of exhaustion caused me to fall asleep 💤
Techno_ Soft snoring came from boo and I could help but smile,stopping to rock them back and forth, only for a ghast to cry out and remind me that I was still in the nether, I began sprinting toward the portal as the ghast shot out a fire ball, the warm embrace and hushed whispers of the portals purple magic was interrupted by a chilling breeze
'it's been a while'
Chat-
AYEEEE MACARENA
mmm yes collect the ghast tears in a mug and drink it.
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*T posing*
Eat the ghast's brain, I bet you can't
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FUCK OFF YA STUPID GHAST DONT YOU DARE WAKE UP BOO
I chuckled lightly and held ranboo even tighter to keep him from slipping, I started sprinting faster, I longed to see Steve, my dog army, and even Edward!
Now that I think of it I haven't seen Phil since the time ranboo got kidnapped... I'll call him when I reach the cabin
The clouds in the sky seemed to have darkened and snow and hail fell, the hail hit only enough to leave bruises on me which is bad, so I duck forwards and pull my cloak over the both of us to shield us from the hail, the storm got harsher the more we walked, but soon we were at my doorstep and welcomed by a warm fireplace and the smell of baked goods
"hey techno!"
None_ Techno looked around the room and his eyes landed on a familiar face, "oh? Hey Phil, I was actually gonna call you but uh you're already here hehe"
Techno pulls his cloak and places it near the fireplace to let it dry, Phil's eyes widened as his eyes lock on the little
"So uh techno... um I heard that you almost committed arson? Why is that?" Phil's eyes never left the child, and the little shifted uncomfortably at the intense eye contact
"Oh that? Well....someone had kidnapped little boo here," techno sets ranboo down near the fireplace, " I panicked and searched for him, I threatened to burn everything if I had found him with any of the government, turns out the kidnapper left boo at the prison where Sam took him in,"
"Oh...do you have any leads for who could've done that?" Phil asked fidgeting slightly, techno frowned, 'why's he acting strange? Why does he want to know?' Techno didn't answer the elders question and instead asked if he had been baking
"Yes actually, I came here to surprise you, but you weren't home so I guessed you were busy, so I took it upon myself to make some goodies for yo- both of you,"
Techno began to feel as tho Phil was hiding something from him but didn't ponder for to long
"Mama? Can I eat da sweets?" A little ranboo said as he currently sat inside Edwards boat.
Techno pretended to think before answering, "yes, BUT!! You gotta eat some normal food first, idk what Sam was feeding you" Ranboo slouched disappointedly but soon was back to his energetic self when techno brought a plate of baked potatoes, a small steak and orange carrots.
Phil watched feeling anxious, 'he can't possibly suspect me! He would've clocked me if that were so' he sighed and put on a convincing smile.
<this chapter probably sucks A$$ but hey Phil's back!!! Aren't y'all so happy to see him? Lol, also have a pictures>
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