╰┈➤ Ouran Host Club Group Chat

The Lyric Prank

Hikaru Hitachiin added Kaoru Hitachiin and Haruhi Fujioka to a chat

7:43 AM

Hikaru: Hey Haruhi~

Kaoru: Wanna prank the boss with us?

Haruhi: Not really...

Hikaru: Cmonnn. It will be fun!

Haruhi: Wont that just cause drama? Besides I'm no good at pranks.

Kaoru: Its not bad we just need to to copy and paste some song lyrics into the group chat

Haruhi: Idk it seems like a bad idea

Hikaru: After the prank we r buying celebratory fancy tuna~

Kaoru: We wouldn't mind sharing that with u~

Haruhi:
Haruhi: So whats the prank?

"Commoners Coffee"

8:02 AM

Haruhi: Ur on the phone with ur girlfriend, she's upset

Tamaki: Huh? Who has a girlfriend?

Haruhi: She's going off about something that u said

Kyoya: Members of the host club dating is not good for business. Please tell us who is dating.

Haruhi: 'Cause she doesn't get ur humor like I do
Haruhi: I'm in the room, it's a typical Tuesday night

Tamaki: Its sunday morning though-

Haruhi: I'm listening to the kind of music she doesn't like

Kyoya: Haruhi. Who is "she"

Haruhi: And she'll never know ur story like I doo

Honey: Haru-chan who are you talking to?

Haruhi: But she wears short skirts

Tamaki: But the uniform skirts are not short?

Haruhi: I wear T-shirts

Tamaki: Yes but I can buy you skirts! We can go shopping! And get some nice girl clothes for you!

Haruhi: She's Cheer Captain, and I'm on the bleachers
Haruhi: Dreaming about the day when u wake up and find
Haruhi: That what ur looking for has been here the whole time~

Hikaru: Omg Haruhi r u confessing?!

Tamaki: CONFESSING?!

Haruhi: If u could see that I'm the one who understands u

Kaoru: B-but Haruhi..... understands who...?

Haruhi: Been here all along so why can't u see?
Haruhi: U belong with me

Kyoya: OH
Kyoya: I see, I understand now.

Tamaki: See what?
Tamaki: Who does she like? Whats happening?

Haruhi: U belong with me

Tamaki: Huh?

Haruhi: Walk in the streets with u in ur worn-out jeans
Haruhi: I can't help thinking this is how it ought to be

Tamaki: What ought to be?

Haruhi: Laughing on a park bench thinking to myself: Hey, isn't this easy?
Haruhi: And u've got a smile that can light up this whole town :))