AAAHH I know I haven't written in a while and IM SO SORRY! My school has been having so much work so I haven't had much time to write BUT here is an update :33
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"Commoners Coffee"
8:91 PM
Hikaru: Yo mama's so fat that when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up
Mori: ...
Honey: Hikaru whats gotten into you?
Kaoru: Yo mama's so fat that when she goes camping, the bears hide their food
Haruhi: ....
Tamaki: ....
Hikaru: Yo mama's so fat that if she buys a fur coat, a whole species would become extinct
Kyoya: You have the same mother. You're twins.
Hikaru: ...
Hikaru: Kyoya, yo mama's so stupid that she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth
Tamaki: Leave my best friend alone, Hikaru! ( う-')づ︻╦̵̵̿╤──
Kaoru: Leave my brother alone, Tamaki! (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
Hikaru: (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)=/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿̿̿ ̿ ̿̿
Kyoya: And your mother is so stupid that she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
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Haruhi: N o .
Mori: Unsensitive.
Honey: Yeah (⌯˃̶᷄ ﹏ ˂̶᷄⌯) these jokes might make Haruhi and Tamaki upset! It's not very funny.
Haruhi: ....
Haruhi: Oh right, I forgot to mention it but
Haruhi: yo mama's so nasty they used to call them jumpolines, but then yo mama bounced on one
Honey: (◯Δ◯∥)
Tamaki: (⚆ᗝ⚆)
Kyoya: Heh
Hikaru: Hey Haruhi, do u need a dog?
Haruhi: Nah, love them but they r rly expensive, why?
Kaoru: We can bark~
Haruhi: .
Haruhi: ////-////
Tamaki: I WILL NOT HAVE YOU RUINING MY DAUGHTERS INNOCENCE LIKE THIS YOU DEMON TWINS!!!
Kaoru: Ngl Haruhi ur hand looks kind of heavy-
Haruhi: Excuse me??
Hikaru: We could hold it for u ৲( ᵒ ૩ᵕ )৴♡*৹
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Haruhi: Damn rich people.
Tamaki: (T⌓T)
Honey: (>﹏<)
Honey: ╥﹏╥
Mori: (ↀ⌓ↀ)
Tamaki: but... we didn't do anything!!
Tamaki: It's the twin's fault!
Tamaki: (Ｔ▽Ｔ)
Haruhi: (｀^')
Tamaki: ༼ ༎ຶ ෴ ༎ຶ༽
Tamaki: ...Mommy...
Tamaki: ...shes mad...
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