╰┈➤ Ouran Host Club Group Chat

Would You Rather

"Commoners Coffee"

11:45 AM

Kyoya: Today we will be doing something new.

Kaoru: Kyoya its the weekend dont we get a break-?

Kyoya: No because we need the money for the club since Tamaki spends all of our money constantly.
Kyoya: We will be playing a game called Would You Rather.

Haruhi: Oh god.

Kyoya: The girls have submitted questions and we will be answering them - do try to make your answers entertaining.
Kyoya: I will be recording this chat and it will be sold. The girls have been very interested in the fact that the host club has a chat and it will sell well. Don't be dry.

Haruhi: Uhm Kyoya, if the girls get to choose the questions wont they be a bit inappropriate?

Kyoya: Yes but I tried to delete the worst ones so it wont be too bad.
Kyoya: Now Haruhi would you mind explaining the rules since you seem to recognize this game?

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Timeskip because I'm lazy and yall know the rules so I shouldn't need to explain it

Feel free to play along in the comments :> I wanna see yalls answers

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Kyoya: Alright now that everyone understands the game
Kyoya: First question: Would you rather have a pet unicorn or dragon?

Tamaki: A unicorn that I could ride upon on a quest to save a beautiful maiden~

Haruhi: A unicorn bc I used to go on trail rides with my mom and being around something so similar to that would make me very happy :))

Kaoru: We choose a dragon

Hikaru: Because its totally badass

Kaoru: and we could burn stuff

Honey: A unicorn because its so adorable!! (◕ᴥ◕)

Mori: A unicorn because that's what Mitsukuni wants

Honey: (≧▽≦)

Kyoya: Next question: Would you rather kiss someone for the first time in public or in their parents house?

Tamaki: Public for I am not afraid to let others know when I care for someone ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Haruhi: Lol the lenny faces is becoming a thing for this chat-
Haruhi: hm I would choose their parents house because u never know what they r comfortable with and kissing in public might genuinely upset them.

Kaoru: Public

Hikaru: Because its fun

Kaoru: And its not like we r shy~

Honey: Cant decide :D

Mori: Public so people know they are mine.

Haruhi: LMAOO Mori the poor fangirls-

((AN: MY HAIR GOT KNOTTED IN MY HEADPHONES AGAIN AND IT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTSSSSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -.- My just hair got ripped out.))

Kyoya: What is your biggest fear?

Haruhi: But thats not a would u rather question?

Kyoya: Just answer it.

Haruhi: Ummm ok well u probably already know this but I'm scared of thunder

Tamaki: Dont worry! Your daddy will protect you!! (ლ 'Д ́ )ლ

Haruhi: Lol ty senpai

Hikaru: Can we skip?

Kyoya: No.

Kaoru: Screw u.

Kyoya: For your sake I will edit that out. Now. Answer. The. Question.

Hikaru: Uhhhhh

Kaoru: We r scared of donkeys.

Hikaru: So scary with their like teeth and stuff.

Kaoru: Terrifying.

Mori: Being separated from Mitsukuni.

Honey: awww ᵔᴥᵔ) ur so sweet - I agree, being separated scares me.

Kyoya: If you had to date someone in the host club who would you choose?
Kyoya: And Tamaki: you cant date yourself.

Tamaki: One: WHY NOT? Two: How is this would you rather?

Kyoya: One: Because you literally can not be in a relationship with yourself since you are only one person. Two: The girls asked for it so I put it in.

Honey: Haruhi

Mori: Haruhi

Kaoru: Haruhi

Hikaru: Haruhi

Haruhi: ...
Haruhi: HUH?
Haruhi: ME?

Tamaki: WHAT?

Kyoya: You two still need to answer.

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After a long "debate"

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Tamaki: OK
Tamaki: Haruhi.

Haruhi: FINEEE ILL SPILL
Haruhi: Probably Kyoya because he would be calm about it- but so would Mori senpai.
Haruhi: And Honey senpai would be adorable to date and would be totally sweet and thoughtful.
Haruhi: Both Kaoru and Hikaru are fun to be around and notice small details that others wouldn't.
Haruhi: Tamaki senpai is also an option since, despite his overwhelming stupidity, he is very sweet and always tries to do the right thing.
Haruhi: ....
Haruhi: I have no earthly idea.

Hikaru: I dont have any complaints with this~

Kaoru: ^

Honey: ^

Mori: ^

Tamaki: WHAT? YOU GUYS-

Kyoya: And that concludes our first host club texting game~
Kyoya: mk thanks for participating you guys. The majority of you guys did a good job.

Haruhi: .
Haruhi: Never again.

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Mk but dekusquad or bakusquad?

Dekusquad is better :D sue me