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"Commoners Coffee"

9:30 PM

Kaoru: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. 

Haruhi: ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. 

Hikaru: ┻━┻ ︵ ＼\('0')/／ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES 

Tamaki: ಠ_ಠ Son... 

Kyoya: ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. 

Haruhi: (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ 

Kaoru: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER!!!!

Honey: What just happened...? (⊙＿⊙)

"Commoners Coffee"

10:12 PM

Tamaki: A man has fallen into depression in Lego city
Tamaki: Start taking anti-depressants
Tamaki: hey.... (he says lifelessly to his wife and friends)

Haruhi: wait wtf? ●.◉

Tamaki: Climb to the top of the lego city bridge and say your goodbyes
Tamaki: Prepare to die, lower your expectations, and off the bridge
Tamaki: The new suicidal collection from Lego City

Kaoru: LMAOOOO IM SH*TTING TEARS WHAT IS THAATTT

Hikaru: BAHAHAHAHAHAH

Honey: R u guys drunk rn? (ﾟДﾟ ?)

Haruhi: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

Honey: I dont get it Haru-chan?

Haruhi: The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] 

Kyoya: this is a commoner's thing.

Haruhi: Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.
Haruhi: The test will begin on the word start.
Haruhi: On your mark,
Haruhi: get ready,
Haruhi: start.

Hikaru: ....

Kyoya: "Who's joe?" a distant voice asks.
Kyoya: Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. 

Haruhi: I think I know whats happening, but I have never seen this joke in literal story form-

Kyoya: The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar.
Kyoya: "Joe Momma..." the creature whispered.

Haruhi: Yep lmao

Kyoya: The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear."I did a little trolling." the wretched creature remarked before burrowing back into the earth.

Haruhi: ...so are u the "wretched creature" in this situation?

Hikaru: hey, did u know
Hikaru: If u sh*t in the sink at exactly 4:20 am and yell "amogus" 69 times,a shadowy figured called mom will come to beat u up and u will wake up in a place called the orphanage

Haruhi: ...So I do that and mom comes back-?

Hikaru: WAIT HARUHI NO-

Haruhi: ┻━┻ ︵ ¯\ (ツ)/¯ ︵ ┻━┻

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Credit (for the copy and paste flip tables, joe mama , pacer test etc)to google and copypastas. I'm not creative enough to write all these yall xD

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im sorry i have to:

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