Dream SMP one shots (+ others)

.-. I thought you asked Dad! .-.

Request: No
Mcyt: Sbi
Type: Fluff
Ages: Techno n Wil: 17 | Tommy: 13 | Phil: oLd
AU: Irl

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*third person*
"You told Dad before you started, right?" Techno said, standing in the bathroom with his twin, Wilbur.

They were currently, at 1am, dying Techno's hair. It was long and he was getting bored of the normal brown colour it was. So he asked Wilbur of all people to get a colour.

He got pink.

Bright ass pink.

Techno asked why and Wilbur's reply was;

"Well, you like pigs n shit and I thought it made sense."

Well, he wasn't wrong. It did.

They'd already bleached it (just remembered I'm getting my hair dyed on Monday and I'm so fucking hyped-) and now Wilbur was hopefully spreading the dye evenly.

"I was supposed to tell him?" Wilbur froze. Techno's eyes widened.

"YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T TELL HIM?!" Techno shouted, Wilbur slapping his hand over his twin's mouth, shushing him.

"You're lucky Phil's a deep sleeper. Tommy's gonna walk in in ten minutes and laugh at you."

Techno huffed, slumping his shoulders as Wilbur continued. Once it was finished, they let it sit in his hair for thirty minutes. (Probably wrong but oh well, I dunno-)

The door creaked a bit, Wilbur and Techno looking over. They saw their little brother holding his cow plushie (that he named Henry) and red blanket. He smiled.

"Pink? Really, Techno?"

"Wilbur chose!" He pointed to his younger twin.

"You told me to choose! So I did!" Wilbur defended, pushing Techno into the shower and turned it on. Techno jumped at the cold water. Wilbur realized his twin was fully clothed in his pig pajama's after the fact he started the water but it's too late now, isn't it.

"That is not the right way to be washing it out-"

"Shut up, Toms. You know nothing." [w]

Tommy walked in, shutting the door and struggled to sit on the counter. He eventually made it after Wilbur lifted him up. He grumbled about being a "big man" but got ignored.

time skip brought to you by sneeg - that's it

"Not bad. I kinda like it." Techno said, running his hands through his hair. They'd dried it and straightened it a bit.

It was 5am now.

It took four hours.

How?

That's beyond me, the author.

"Glad. It lasts five months." Tommy said, throwing the box out. Techno's eyes widened but he didn't say anything.

Wilbur was going to say something but they heard Phil's footsteps pass the bathroom. They held their breaths.

He walked past.

"Jesus Christ..." Techno breathed out, chuckling quietly.

"Tommy, now's the time where you shut the fuck up," Wilbur said, pointing at the mentioned blonde, "if Phil hears us, we're probably dead."

"That's reassuring..." Techno muttered, running a hand down his face.

awooga look now it's later n shit ig

"Breakfast!" Phil shouted, the three brothers looking at each other. One horrified, the other worried, the final excited.

Can you tell who's who?

"Coming!" Tommy shouted, getting up. He got glares from both brothers but ignored them and left the room.

"What's the worst that could happen?" Wilbur said, pulling Techno up with him.

"Phil could disown me." Techno rolled his eyes.

"Unlikely."

"He could shout at me." [t]

"More like laugh."

"He could-"

"TECHNO AND WILBUR GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE TOMMY EATS IT ALL!" They heard Phil shout, then Tommy's loud giggles after.

Both twins sighed at the same time, glared at each other and left down to the kitchen table.

They turned the corner to the table, Techno making eye contact with Phil immediately.

"Why is your hair pink Techno?" Phil asked, putting his fork down.

"Uhm..I didn't like the brown. So Wilbur and I dyed it. Wil chose the colour." Techno explained, clearly nervous to Wilbur. Twins can read each other, convince me they can't.

Phil nodded. "When?"

Tommy burst out laughing as Wilbur and Techno made eye contact and blushed.

"1am. We heard your footsteps at five, too."

Once again, Phil nodded.

"Get sleep tonight though. You too, Tommy. I know you were there with them."

Tommy went to complain but got shut down as Phil kept talking.

"It looks nice. Now eat."

And eat they did 😁👍

Techno thought it would've gone wayyy worse then it did. But no. It was great. Later on, Techno kept the pink since they were all used to it and he liked it.

It wasn't the colour people expected when they saw his face for the first time, but they went with it.

It was him.

And no one would ever know he was a brunette.

Unless he forgets to touch up his roots.

Not like that would happen or anything-

End A/N: How did I get here? I don't know. I was bored, this isn't the chapter I should be posting but I am. Stop me. I'm kidding. Anyways, It's 2:25am and I'm going strong. Please ignore spelling mistakes, I don't care enough to check lul.
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