Do You Understand?
deli_cious
Summary:
"No." Inosuke answered.
Zenitsu blinked. "Huh?"
"I haven't."
"You haven't what?"
"Had sex with someone,"
Zenitsu was even more confused by that statement because he did not believe that pretty boy Inosuke has not fucked his whole life. He was prime alpha material, Zenitsu has witnessed people of all genders hanging off the boys arm. "What?"
Notes:
Heyooooo
So this is based off a thread I made on twitter ( @deli_rot if you wanna check me out c; ) and I decided to make this into a more fleshed out fic! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: The Start
Chapter Text
Zenitsu was positive he met his wife. His girlfriend was sweet, kind, super cute, and an omega. Sure he was an omega too, but he always had a preference for his own secondary gender. Alpha's were too much for him, to big and loud and scary.
Except for Tanjiro, he always seemed to be the exception to every rule.
Point was, he had the most perfect, most special, most amazing girlfriend ever, and their relationship was going even better. That was, until she showed her true colors.
"Why does this always happen to me?" He whined, fat globs of tears running down his face. Tanjiro was sure some of them landed in the beer he was currently nursing, but Zenitsu was drinking it anyway, either not minding or not noticing the salty diluted taste. "She was so perfect too, the dream girl!" He laid his head down on the table, sniffling.
With Christmas fast approaching, that meant gifts, expensive gifts, gifts well out of the price range of a broke barely surviving university student, and said girlfriend didn't like that Zenitsu could not afford something so absurdly expensive.
"She called me pathetic." He wailed, downing his beer. "And that this is why she should never date an omega."
Tanjiro gave him a pitiful smile, rubbing soft circles into his friends back like he did whenever one of his little brothers had a nasty temper tantrum. "I'm sorry, Zenitsu. It'll be okay, you always bounce back." He said with some sympathy.
"Tanjiro~!" Zenitsu looked up at him, wide tear filled eyes. "I love you! Promise you'll never leave me!" He hugged his best friend around the waist, head laying on his lap.
"I love you too." Tanjiro hummed, gently patting Zenitsu's head.
"Cheer up, Monitsu!" Inosuke said through stuffed cheeks, currently chowing down on the snacks he got from his raid on Zenitsu's kitchen.
"It's Zenitsu!" He snapped, sitting back up and grabbing Tanjiro's half finished beer. "That's easy for you two to say." He sighed. "You're bother good looking strong Alpha's, you don't get how it feels." He seriously wondered why he was friends with guys like this? Especially since he was so afraid and jealous towards alphas. It just made him look even worse, standing between two tough strong alpha's while he, himself, was a sniveling little omega.
"Now, now, we get it. Don't worry too much about it." He stood up, already putting his scarf back on. "But I need to start heading home." He hummed.
