The To-Do List
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Summary:
Edd seems to be the only virgin left in his graduating class and as college quickly approaches, he and his two friends, Ed and Eddy, make it their mission to help him lose his virginity.
Notes:
Have fun. Based on "The To-Do List" movie. I own nothing.
Chapter 1
Chapter Text
Edd graduates valedictorian of Peach Creek High's Class of 1993. It's a big deal for him; he's worked hard to be where he is today.
He just wishes it were a big deal for everyone else, too.
Eddy brushes it off with a "what else did you expect, Sockhead?" when Edd tells him, whereas Ed simply gives him a congratulatory hug and returns to his school lunch. Edd is disappointed.
The day of the actual graduation falls on one of the hottest Fridays of the summer. The sun is out and scorching, and the cap and gown Edd is currently sporting do nothing to appease the heat. However, he remains optimistic that today will mark one of the best days of his life.
He's sorely mistaken.
Upon arriving at the venue, his mother and father in tow, he realizes that there is no air conditioning. "Oh, dear," he whispers. His mother wrinkles her eyebrows at the humidity in the room but does not voice her discomfort.
"Your father and I will be taking our seats, darling," his mother tells him as she grabs his father's arm and begins to lead them away. "Good luck, Eddward."
"Thank you, Mother. Father." He starts toward the stage where he is meant to sit. As valedictorian, Edd is expected to deliver a speech. That makes him nervous.
The auditorium starts to slowly fill in and the program begins. His principal starts with his own speech (mostly about how this class promises great things and what not, same-old). Edd looks out to his fellow graduates and finds Ed and Eddy near the front. Eddy looks to be nodding off but Edd can't even find the energy to be annoyed. This heat is truly unbearable.
"And now we have a speech from your valedictorian, Eddward Vincent!"
Edd lets out a deep breath and makes his way to the podium. He smiles timdly at the audience, "Hello, family, friends, graduates. Welcome to—"
"Get off the stage, virgin!" yells one of the graduates. Edd turns beet red.
"W-welcome to Peach Creek's Class of 1993—"
"Shut it, prude!" shouts another.
"... g-graduation."
Continuing his speech proved to be one of the most difficult things he's ever done
