What a Good Boy
OneThousandAngels
Summary:
After the episode, "Look Into My Eds", the Ed Boys are stuck hypnotized as dogs, but luckily they're able to escape the Kanker Sisters' clutches. Ed and Eddy make it home and get smacked around enough that they come back to their senses, but that leaves poor Double D stuck thinking he's still a dog. Fortunately for him, Kevin finds him and cleans him up, but things get a little hot and heavy. Will Double D come to his senses? And will it be at the wrong time? Kevin's always had feelings for Double D, but this isn't exactly what he expected.
Chapter 1: Throw Me a Bone
Chapter Text
Once the Eds escaped the trailer park there was still the matter of being literally dog-brained. Luckily for Ed, he eventually got tired of digging around at the dump and went home. He immediately tackled Sara with giddy enthusiasm, producing the expected results; he quickly came back to his senses after being punched in the head a few times. Eddy was found sniffing around Kevin's garage full of jaw breakers and barking shortly after. Kevin came home on his bike and, finding Eddy scratching at his garage door like an idiot, gave the dork some lumps he wouldn't soon forget. Confused and angry, but at least thinking with a human brain, he went home without any memory of what he'd been doing a moment before.
Kevin was left standing in his driveway rubbing his hand on his pant leg where Eddy had bit him as he grimaced, more with disgust than pain. "Dork...." He looked off in the direction Eddy had left in, totally confused, then he turned to go inside. That's when he found Double D hiding in the bushes by his front door whimpering pitifully. He stopped wide-eyed and look into the bush in bewilderment. "...D...Double-dork? ...what are you doing in my bushes?" Double D stared at him anxiously, trembling and dirty. He would have laughed, but it didn't feel right because the nerd was obviously genuinely upset even if he was being an idiot. Edd had been tracking down the other Eds and had succeeded in finding Eddy only to see Kevin beating him up. The bushes had been the best hiding place he could find on short notice.
Kevin had no idea what to do. This was the weirdest situation ever...like, ever. "Uh...Double D, go home. What are you, nuts?" He didn't move. God, this was starting to get embarrassing. He glanced behind him to make sure no one was watching. "Uh....do you wanna...come in for a minute? You're all dirty." That was another reason he couldn't just tell him to get lost. The normal Double D couldn't stand being dirty and here he was, covered in dirt, his hands and knees and clothes, he'd never seen him so filthy. Something definitely wasn't right. He moved toward his door and started to go inside, watching Double D as his eyes followed him hesitantly in turn. "...come on, dork! Quit bein' such a weirdo!" Intuitive as always, Double D sensed the command in his tone and followed Kevin inside on his hands and knees. Kevin blushed and closed the door behind them, officially beyondweirded out. He watched the Double Dweeb as he crawled inside and sat on his butt like a dog right on the welcome mat, looking up at Kevin expectantly. It was kinda cute in a stupid sorta way... He laughed a little and scoffed as he turned to go upstairs, watching Edd closely. "Whatever, dweeb...bathroom's upstairs." He lead the way up the stairs, wondering if he would follow.
After a moment of anxious indecision, Double D stood on all fours again and crawled after him quickly up the steps. Kevin watched him awkwardly as he lead him to the bathroom and opened the door for him. "Uh...here." Double D stared at him vacantly for a moment, then recognizing the sterile smell of cleaning products and soap, he wandered into the bathroom and looked around curiously. He stood in the middle of the room and leaned down on his elbows, sniffing at the cabinet under the sink and at the soaps on the edge of the bathtub while Kevin watched, dumbstruck. If he'd felt awkward before it was nothing compared to the discomfort he felt now as Double wiggled his butt in the air happily. He blushed, actually blushed. He had to do something, he couldn't just stand there and watch, so he went over and turned on the sink.
