What a Good Boy
OneThousandAngels
Chapter 2: Barking Up the Wrong Tree
Summary:
How the heck do explain to the guy you like why they're waking up naked in your bed when they have no idea how they got there?! Kevin's in a bit of trouble and it's about to keep getting worse.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Is there anything more jarring than waking up from a deep and blissful sleep to a flurry of movement and the sound of frantic screaming?
No. The answer you're looking for is no.
Kevin's reflexes had him on top of Edd and covering his mouth with one large hand before he even knew what was going on. Luckily, they had already been so tangled around each other that catching him before he did anything stupid was made a lot easier. They both froze on the bed, staring at each other and blushing straight to their ears, each chest rising and falling rapidly. Kevin could hear his heart beating like a hummingbird's wings in his ears. Slowly, he loosened his grip as he realized he was being a little rougher than he meant to and feeling his muscles get a bit weak all over as he realized what was happening. Nooooo no no no no oh my god....
"N...Now....Double D....Double D, it's not what you....it's... yo-" His head snapped to the side with a jerk as Double D punched him right in the jaw. This seemed to surprise Double D at least as much as it surprised Kevin, who seemed momentarily stunned. Once he recovered, rubbing his jaw, he quickly clambered off the bed and stood next to it, facing the slighter boy and raising his hands defensively. "Double D, wait! I-"
Double D sat up and raised his fists in an incredibly endearing and adorable display of his willingness to fight, should he have to. "Now you listen h-here, K-Kevin, I...! I am very well read on the subject of self defense and I....!" "Double D! I'm not going to hurt you, just list-" Double D tackled him, seeming to be aware that catching his "opponent" off guard would be in his best interest, but he also seemed to catch himself off guard. They tumbled onto the floor, Kevin flat on his back with a grunt as Double D straddled his hips and started hitting his chest, trying to find his solar plexis perhaps, but finding that it was much more difficult than he anticipated to locate it under layers of Kevin's astonishingly toned ab muscles...
Double D didn't seem to have realized yet that they were both naked, or perhaps he'd forgotten. Kevin laid underneath him as flustered and embarrassed as a school girl, blushing as he watched Double D attempt to beat the tar out of him. He tried to block his erratic fists with his forearms as he started to laugh, a whole hearted, throaty chuckle that made Double D pause and look at the boy underneath him, trembling and red in the face from embarrassment and effort. He panted as he stared wide eyed as Kevin for a moment before he gently reached up and took Double D's slender hands into his own, an affectionate grin on the athlete's face.
"Double Dweeb....calm down, I'm not going to hurt you, alright? You're safe, I promise. You were acting weird yesterday, you came in my house and showered and then you...fell asleep in my bed, and....that's it, alright?" He'd tell him the rest later when he was mentally capable of handling it. Clearly, he was already overwhelmed by his circumstances.
"I....I....fell asleep? In...In your bed? ......NAKED?!" He suddenly tumbled off of Kevin as he slowly came back to his senses. Still grinning but averting his eyes like a true gentlemen, even if technically it was way too late for that, Kevin grabbed the blanket off his bed and tossed it to him. It fell over his head like a tent. He clutched it, shaking, and peeked out from behind it timidly at Kevin. "Yes, naked, you....you were on drugs or something, I don't know..." "That's preposterous! I would never partake in the consumption of illegal substances!" "I don't know, man, you were on something or....or something! You were out of your mind, honestly."
