Double D's best Christmas
Fearmyboxers
Summary:
Kevin is having a Christmas party and Nazz talks him into inviting the Eds over.
Work Text:
It was Christmas eve late afternoon, in the Peach Creek Cul-de-Sac, the teen residents were preparing for the party that was being held at Kevin's house in a few hours. All the parents had vacated the area, some, like Edd's parents, had work that was keeping them late or had taken them out of town, and others just knew that when there was a party in their little Cul-de-Sac, it was going to get rather loud. Trucks had just left Kevin's drive way, having just delivered the food he'd ordered for the party, and two of the three Ed's sat on the curb in front of their friend Edd's home.
Once again, the three Ed's had been excluded from being invited to the Christmas party. They would have been invited four years ago, they had been forgiven for their past scams for a few weeks, then Eddy went back to his old habits, and Ed and Edd had followed their best friend down the same path like always. They were now seventeen years old, the other teens had not even bothered to try to forgive them again, they were sure they'd never learn their lessons and repeat the same pattern all over again.
"This sucks, we're not little kids anymore, they should just invite us and give us one more chance!" Eddy complained.
"My mom said that if Sarah tells her I messed up the party, she won't get me the buttered toast pillow I want and will ground me Eddy." Ed's lower lip quivered. "She said Santa will be disappointed in me too."
"You aren't helping the whole, we're not little kids anymore thing Lumpy..." Eddy groaned and looked over at Edd's door, it had been twenty minutes since they knocked on his door, he had called out his bed room window that he'd be right down. "What on earth is Sockhead doing that is taking so long?"
They could hear the sounds of bells, it was faint but getting louder, and both stared at the door as it swung open. Eddward stood in his doorway smiling, wearing a green and red elf outfit, bells around the collar, on the tips of his curled elf shoes, at the tip and around the rim of his elf hat, and he was carrying a large green and white Christmas tree patterned, knitted sack; which really looked like a Christmas tree sweater in sack shape. "Good morning Ed and Eddy!" he said cheerfully.
"What is with the getup Double D? I thought we were done dressing like that for the holidays." Eddy was laughing, putting a hand to his mouth.
"He's a Christmas elf Eddy!" Ed grinned.
Edd fixed his elf hat, pulling the sack up into a better position, a large red rope tying it closed. "Stop laughing Eddy, I happen to enjoy this holiday." he tilted his head upward. "I have presents to give out to our friends."
"Friends? You are still calling them that? Dude, they always make up lies and don't invite us to things. We've never been invited to any of their parties and usually have to crash them." Eddy folded his arms and crunched his nose.
"That is part of the reason they DON'T invite us Eddy, we have made our bed and must lie in it." Edd sighed. "We need to prove to them that we won't crash this party and don't have any get rich quick scams. Maybe it would be a good New years revolution for us to go a year without scheming and actually try to be better neighbors." he groaned, noticing he'd lost them.
