CHAPTER TWENTY FIVE scream queens, scene twenty five "pumpkin patch/president evil"
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SITTING AROUND the Kappa house lounge room, the pledges waited patiently for the Chanel's to arrive so they could finally get started with their votes for the next Kappa president. But, Abby, Zayday and Grace were no were in sight.
Chanel, along with #3 and #5, strutted into the room, with #5 holding an ancient wooden box. "Okay, ho-bags, tonight we cast our votes for the next presenter of Kappa house." The three of them sit down, slamming the box down.
"Don't Zayday, Abby and Grace need to be here for us to vote?" Jennifer questioned. "According to the Kappa Kappa bylaws written over 175 years ago, just before the war of northern aggression, the president can call for an election at any time and for any reason." Chanel spoke.
Chanel #3 showed them the book that stated the rules, Sam leant over and examined it skeptical, "It looks like you crossed some stuff out and wrote that in, in marker." Chanel #3 slammed the book closed, glaring at Sam.
Chanel stared in disbelief at Sam, "This has been the worst night of my life. My pumpkin patch was canceled because one of those idiot twins decided he's rather get killed then keep boning #5." She spat.
Chanel #5 looked at them upset, "Okay, can we talk about that for a second? Because it just happened a few hours ago, and I'm still really traumatised." She whined, sighing. Jennifer tried to console, but she slapped her away.
"What about me?! I have to live with the fact that no one got to see how an awesome my maze was and that I've done nothing to stop the spread of black hairy tongue disease." Chanel ranted. Jennifer looked at her tongue in curiosity.
"I need some cheering up right now. And if that means rigging an election so that I can be president again, I expect you all to be my friends and accept that." She finished, heaving a sigh. "Everybody, grab two marbles. You drop a white marble in the box for me and a black one for Zayday."
Everyone leant forward and grabbed two marbles each, Chanel smiled, "Let the voting begin." The sound of footsteps caught their attention, followed by a voice, "Not so fast."
They all turned to see Abby walking in with a smirk on her face. "You're alive." Sam said in disbelief. Abby scoffed, "Damn straight I'm alive. Can't help Zayday be the next president of this joint if I'm dead." She spat, walking down and glaring at Chanel.
Chanel #3 handed some money to Sam, Abby rolled her eyes before standing in front of her, "Excuse me, darling, I'm exhausted. Thank you." She spoke with attitude, talking of her jacket before sitting where #3 was.
"May I have a Diet Coke please? On the rocks. Actually, make it regular. I've been through a lot." She sighed out, Sam got up and walked into the kitchen. Chanel stared at her in disbelief, "Is Zayday or Grace with you? No. Good, then we can still vote."
Hester stopped her, "Wait!" She turned to look at abby excitedly, "We need to hear what happened to you." Abby smiled and looked around at them, "The Red Devil kidnapped me and took me to his evil lair. He kept me in a pit."
"Did he dig the pit himself?" Chanel #3 asked curiously, Abby shrugged, "How should I know?" #3 sighed, "Just wondering where you find a house with a pit. The market then would be limited."
"Did you escape? Or did you kill him? Because if you did, you need to tell us all the details, including what his eyes looked like when he took his last breath." Hester said enthusiastically, Sam came back and handed Abby her drink. Hester smiled, "They say in that moment, the soul tells all of its secrets."
Chanel scoffed, "No, they don't. No one says that." Hester sighed, "Yeah, they do." Chanel rolled her eyes and turned back to Abby, "This story is boring unless it involves him torturing you."
"He didn't do anything to me at all. Except, send me down some little treats in a basket. A rubix cube, a blanket, jacket...it was actually quite lovely. Then, suddenly...a ladder came down." Everyone listened intently, shocked.
"I climbed up, and what I saw made my blood run cold. A table, filled with all of my favourite foods. We sat down, it was set up exactly like a date. He didn't speak at all. So, I decided to play seductive, and distract him before stabbing him with a fork and running the hell out of there." She lied, shrugging with a slight smirk.
Chanel looked at her with a glare, Chanel #5 groaned, "Wait a second. The Red Devil is in love with you?" Abby shrugged, pretending to not know anything. #5 scoffed, "Okay, that is so unfair, because it literally took me three years here for a guy to even look at me." She whined.
"Wait, if you ran here from there, then you know where he lives. We need to call the police." Sam pointed out, Chanel scoffed, "No, kitty puncher, that can wait. We need to vote before Grace and Zayday show up, and make it even harder for me to win."
Chanel stared at Abby with a disgusted glare, "We are all very impressed by your alleged escape from the Red Devil. I, for one, don't believe the sob story you just told, and wouldn't want to vote for a president with a liar for a co captain."
The door slammed and footsteps echoed, "She's telling the truth." Zayday and Grace exclaimed, running in. "We were there, we saw the pit and everything." Zayday exclaimed, Abby stood up as they hugged.
"My god, Abby, I am so glad you're okay. We went to go rescue you, but you already escaped." Zayday sighed, the two girls pulled away. "Thanks for trying, but you know you guys shouldn't worry about me. I'm like the female version of Die Hard."
Chanel groaned as the three girls turned to her, "Ugh, fine, you didn't lie, or you're all lying. I don't care. I can't believe Deaf Taylor Swift and #2 are dead, and you three are still alive." The three girls glared at her.
"Now, if you're down, grab some marbles. It's time to vote." Chanel exclaimed, staring at Zayday, who stared back with a glare. Abby smirked slightly, turning to look at Hester. Hester looked at her confused, until Abby winked at her, and that's when Hester knew.
