Some of the best things are found when you aren't looking for them.
Like that one hobo that my mom found drunk in a trash can and then fucked, giving birth to me nine months later.
Or like the LaLa doll that was handed to me today, in a closed, clawed fist.
"For you, new one" Hisoka said, smiling.
Sure, the plastic toy had probably been through his anal tract, but the stares it attracted from my rehab-mates made it worth gold.
I didn't understand why I was given this gift. Timothy chamalamabingbong later explained.
"Making allies, are we?"
Back in our room, I dunked yet another bottle of hand sanitizer on the little yellow toy
"What the fuck are you talking about Tim"
"Hisoka, he's making allies. Why do you think he'd give you free contraband?"
No amount of hand sanitizer was taking away the literal smell of ass from this damn doll
"It's like survival out here, you know. Make the right friends, and you'll be okay"
Yeah right, its a fucking tellytubby sex addiction rehab centre. I think ill be just fine
I guess something that smells like ass shouldn't matter if I'm gonna shove it up my own ass anyway.
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I am sexually attracted to tellytubbies
HumorY/n is admitted to a rehab program for those with a sexual tellytubby addiction. During rehab, she meets another tellytubby addict named Timothy Chalamet and her life is never the same.
