A Man of The Pipis: A SpamtonxReader fic

A Little [Generosity]

You remained in his embrace for a little while longer, pulling away to suck in a short breath. You looked at each other for a second and your eyes lowered to stare at his chest. He chuckled and almost poked you with his nose. "Y'know, I just think that little face of yours is so [incredible offer] cute.." He purred, tucking the lower half of his face into your neck. "Your cheeks all red and that [silly] expression~" You shivered, feeling his breath on your skin. You pressed your lips together and tried not to seem to effected. You must've been too late, for Spamton just started giggling hysterically as he slowly lowered you onto the kitchen counter. "That [Heart] of yours is racing, Y/N! Ehaehah! Does it really [buzz off] you that much??" He asked, his grin wavering. "N-No! It doesn't! N-not in the slightest! I've just-.. Er, not really.. Been that close to someone and someone be that close to me.." You explained, he seemed to understand and nodded. "Okay.. Is it the new body?? Just [get on with it] if it's the the new body!!" He suddenly blurted, gesturing to himself. "Spamton, no, you look really hot actual-... -lyyyy." Your eyes slowly trailed down his body and then immediately shot off to the side. You averted gaze as you raised a hand to your mouth. "[[HOT SINGLE]]???" Spamton exclaimed, looking proud of himself. "We'll you ain't so [bad] yourself, [little sponge]~" He teased, scooping you up again and starting to walk to the guest bedroom. "H-hey!! What're you c-comin' in here for??" You stammer, dozens of scenarios whirling through your head, a few of them making you blush harder than you already had been. He gently set you on the bed. "You've had a long [deal]. You need rest [now]! You're starting to talk all [hot and steamy], makin' me blush.." His voice was soft and calming, making you realize how tired you actually were. "B-but.. Where will you be..?" You ask in a small whimper as he walks around to the other side of the bed. "With you, of course~" Spamton purrs as he climbs in with you, careful to not hit anything with his wings. He scoots close to you and pulls you into his chest to be closer. You can feel him nestle his face into your neck, his long nose pointing out just underneath your chin. You're still stunned by the sudden closeness, but it's welcomed. You glance down at him and he sighs, melting into sleep just as you were beginning to. You smiled and closed your eyes, content to be held as you drifted off to sleep...

You awake the next morning to the smell of eggs. You blink away your sleep and look around the room. Spamton's no long beside you, but you already assume he's in the kitchen cooking. You sit up and yawn, stretching yourself out. You hear a satisfying pop in your hip. It's always nice adjusting something after a good sleep. You stand and shuffle into the kitchen, rubbing your eyes. Spamton stands at the counter, his back bent down to reach the low stovetop as he fries strange eggs with a blue yolk. They look and smell pretty good though, so you don't think too much about it. "Good morning, sunshine." You hum drowsily, wrapping your arms around Spamton's waist in a hug. He chuckles and looks down at you, ruffling your hair. "Good morning, [Gorgeous]! Did ya sleep [well done]?" His voice is bright and bubbly. A wonderful sound to hear in the morning. Much better than Chet's cringey music and the clinking of a spoon as he eats his daily bowl of sugary cereal. "Mhm.. You?" You answer. Spamton nods, "[Best Damn] sleep I've had in [1997] years~" He replied, bending down to kiss the top of your head. "You hungry?" You nod and head to the table. He follows with two plates and silverware, sitting across from you. "I hope you like [eggs], they're one of the few things I can actually [cook up]." He chortled, stabbing one of the eggs with a fork and taking the whole thing into his mouth. You snorted slightly at the impressive display and started to eat your own eggs. They were a little salty, but you didn't mind. You finished the two eggs and thanked Spamton for making breakfast before putting your plate in the sink. "Oh shoot.." You suddenly remembered something. "What is it? Something [wrong]?" Spamton asked, cocking his head as he ate his second egg. "I just remembered.. I've got work tonight. Not a long shift, but I'll be gone for a little while.. Are you gonna be okay?" You ask, nervous. "I'll be fiiiiine [and dandy], [hot deal]! Don't worry about me, I'll tidy up this [garbage can] while you're away! Get rid of all of that [mangy mutt]'s belongings while I'm at it!" He chirped kindly, putting you at ease. "Thank goodness~ Well I'm gonna go get ready!" You make sure to give him a kiss on the cheek before dashing off to your room to get your work uniform on. You had a feeling your short shift would feel like a long night without Spamton..