Someone: *is mean to praxis son of Erebus/mae son of nyx*
Nyx: *casually preparing to murder that [censored]*
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Nyx is holding baby mae, Erebus is holding baby praxis
Erebus: I think he's gonna say his first words
Praxis: mama
*nyx smirks at Erebus*
Mae: dada
*Erebus smirks at nyx*
Nyx: hmph
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Alex fierro: you look cute I want to kiss you
Magnus chase: what
Alex fierro: I said when you die I don't miss you
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Carter: hey Amos what do you want to eat
Set: the souls of the innocent
Amos: a bagel
Set: nooooo!
Amos: two bagels
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Xylo: geez I can't believe our family tree
SOHA: bro, you dated your step aunt/ cousin
Xylo:.....
SOHA: you can't complain about our family tree.
———
Someone: what's your backstory
SNO: time to get the wine
—minutes later—
SNO: *sobbing and cursing on the floor*
YOU ARE READING
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FanficOne shots for fto sno ooo neko high (nk) lukos hill (lh) 100 baby daycare (bd) the cabin (tc) PJO/riodanverse Fable legacies (fl) And the kitsune (ks) (kme)
