The Rickrolled Cutie ✦ Newtmas AU

chuck - chapter 2

"brenda!" thomas was laughing hysterically as he walked towards the back of the shop. 

"oh, what is it now, thomas? honestly, can't a girl have some peace and quiet around here?" despite her complaining, she cracked a smile at the boy who couldn't stop laughing. eventually she let out a laugh herself. 

"what is it, oh my god tell me." 

"i-i-i-" he broke down into laughter again. "oh my god i cant i dont know why i find this so funny!"

brenda joined in with the laughing. "i don't even fucking know what you're laughing over and i'm laughing!"

thomas composed himself. "okay, i'm fine."

"you sure?"

"no, but oh well. basically, a hot guy asked me who rickrolled him and his friend."

"i'm sorry what" she turned around from whatever she was doing, laughing.

"that's ridiculous. you're such an idiot!" 

"i know. but it was hilarious. he was so hot though!" thomas sat down.

"you're so gay."

"says you."

"shut up" she huffed. 

"ok." he stood up to leave, the shop, flipping brenda off when she called after him. 

"i hope you get run over, thomas!"

"so do i." 

"oh"

"wait no i meant like, i hope you get run over aswell"

"like, instead of me."

"thomas, are you on drugs?"

"probably" 

they both burst into laughter again. a few people working there turned around and shot them both a glance.

"alright, bye bren, love you my darling wife!"

"goodbye, husband. do not get run over because you pay the bills and i need money to buy random shit aka random stuff you force me to buy because you have no money because you pay the bills for both of us because you probably have a sugar daddy."

"if i had a sugar daddy we wouldn't be living here. anyway, bye, hate you."

"hypocritical, much?"

thomas smiled and shook his head to himself, walking out onto the busy streets of london. he lived with his younger brother, chuck, and bestie westie, brenda, or bren, or bren bren. as it was a thursday, chuck had to be picked up from school at 3 so thomas was on his way to do so. he went to wherever he parked his car, and got his car keys out. he got into the drivers seat, and turned on the engine, but not before playing some amazing tunes - aka the abba record thing. he began to drive to chuck's school. 

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at the school, thomas waited in the car for chuck. when the boy walked towards the car, a smile appeared on both of their faces. he opened the car door and sat in the passenger seat.

"hey, chucky, how was school?" he ruffled his younger brother's hair.

"good! drama was great! oh! and, basically-" he had a grin on his face as he spoke about his day. "-so yeah, that was funny."

"good, good. it sounds funny!" thomas laughed, turning on the engine. "hey, tomorrow morning you'll have to walk to school. i need the car for bren, she's stupid."

"alright. that's fine. what did she do this time?" 

"she sprained her ankle at work. she's fine, but she just needs a lift to work and she starts at the same time you start school, so, you know." he rolled his eyes at the thought of brenda.

"she's an idiot, isn't she really." chuck laughed.

"yep. we love her though, don't we."

"i think we do, otherwise we would've kicked her out a long time ago."

"you might have, i wouldn't. she buys me stuff." 

"mm, that's true. she always buys me sweets and things like that. it's great!" he smiled.

"she's still an idiot."

"she is." 

612 words wow this is shorter

sorry its shorter im bored of this stuff i want it to get interesting to write so yk

bye