"he's perfect, teresa!" thomas practically squealed, shaking teresa with a bit of force.
"please stop simping over my best friend." she just sighed, though, fed up with his constant fangirling.
"no! i will not!" he let go of her eventually, flopping onto the sofa.
"eww! you're all wet, get off my sofa." she complained, scrunching up her face.
her cousin didn't care less about her whining, and just continued fanboying. "i kissed him on the cheek, oh my god."
"wait, wait, wait, what?! okokok, if you told me that first i would've been more interested!" she jumped down onto the sofa.
"wow. you're so annoying. but he's so pretty."
"i am not. also, i was thinking about going on a road trip."
"that was pretty random, tess." thomas said, turning around to face her. "but sounds fun. with who?"
"just came to mind. my friends, plus brenda, chuck and you?" teresa smiled. "it'd be really fun. we could go to scotland!"
"tess, it's literally like 500 hours from london to scotland."
"so?! it'd be fun."
"....i'm in. you ask your friends, and i'll ask bren and chucky."
"oh my god, tom, you're inviting me on a roadtrip?! yes! that sounds so fun. but, i'll only go if sonya's going." brenda squealed.
chuck quickly joined in on the excitement. "that sounds so amazing, thomas! we need to. where would we even go in scotland? glasgow? edinburgh?"
"i could work out something to get sonya to go. also, who knows. probably somewhere which is more south of scotland. edinburgh sounds really cool though."
thomas and chuck glanced at each other, smirked, then spoke at the same time.
"we could go to edinburgh zoo!"
"i'm only going if we're in edinburgh for christmas, and we rent a house there or something. we can decorate it!" she stood up, pacing around. "it'd be expensive, but who cares!"
"bren, tess is literally rich, it's fine."
"is she actually?"
"yeah. my auntie or her mom has so much money."
(A/N i'm gonna put mom for when the americans are speaking because even though i'm british and i say / write mum, they say and write mom so i'll put that for them. but when it's newt or sonya, i'll put mum :) woo)
"ugh, yes. that's great." brenda smirked. "that made me sound like such a gold digger, didn't it?"
"yeah. it did."
"lovely."
"they said yes, tess. so, you know, now we can go on a roadtrip. to scotland. specifically edinburgh." thomas smiled, clapping his hands together as he sat down onto the sofa at teresa's house. they both seemed to go through an endless cycle of meeting up, going home, then meeting back at teresa's house. in the space of like, a few hours. but hey, they were both cousins, and saw each other as siblings. the female was an only child anyway, so chuck and thomas were practically her brothers.
thomas wouldn't complain if his parents were hers, anyway. much better than his own. ew.
"that's great! my friends said they would as well, so we can actually start planning it soon." teresa chirped, laying her legs over thomas's thighs.
he batted her foot away playfully, grinning. though, he thought for a second and looked at the wall sheepishly, avoiding her gaze.
"oh, what is it now?" she rolled her eyes. "you're so easy to read."
"uhh, is newt coming?"
"thomas. i literally just said my friends are coming. that includes newt. you haven't stolen him from me yet."
"that's good. i'm glad. like, i'm glad he's coming, i'm not glad i haven't stolen him, 'cos i'm much better than you. that made no sense."
they snorted. "it didn't, tom, it really didn't."
"oh shut up, T." he whined.
thomas was very childish. he threw tantrums daily, and whined all the time. like, all the time. poor teresa had to put up with his immaturity. it was irritating at times, but she'd deal with it.
well, she does deal with it. in many different ways.
number 1) embarrassing him.
which she's about to do. or, attempt to do.
"hey, so newt told me to give you something." she smiled.
"oh? what did blondie want to give me?" thomas rather obviously perked up at the mention of the british boy. it was very obvious. very, very obvious.
"here."
teresa passed him a box of, wait for it, peppa pig plasters.
with a note on it.
written on the note, in very pretty handwriting, was:
Hey Tommy!
I know how much you adore these, and I really don't need them, and even though you said I could keep them, I just, in the nicest way possible, don't need them, nor want them.
So, you can have them back.
Plus, you looked cute when you were happy after buying them.
- Newt <3 (NOT Blondie.)
thomas almost died.
A/N stuff:
im so sorry for updating so late, im literally exhausted and i cant be bothered writing </3 its a short chapter as well ugh
at this rate i probably wont update the christmas chapter on christmas which is annoying, bc i wanted to write a christmas oneshot as well :( the christmas chapter will probably be a bit late for this fanfic im sorry
but uh i hope this wasnt too bad, the next chapter will actually be the road trip and there will probably be some tiny bit of tommy angst but newt is there so its ok
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