ahh hi sorry ive been so dead
uh im trying to update but its my exam week :( rip me
but uh its so annoying bc im from the UK and idk anyone from america online or irl, so idk what americans call stuff, bc thomas is american and newt is british and its just ugh ok
someone who is american please help me </3
i need newt judging thomas because he doesnt know what quality street are or something
...do americans know what quality street are??? i assume they do but ok
anyhow im midway through a chapter but i also need to revise for maths and french tomorrow ugh
did u know that justin bieber's middle name is drew and apparently (according to this quizlet i did in biology bc i was bored) his dick is called jerry??
uh my cat used to be called jerry but now hes called thomas
thomas after like 20 thomas'
thomas brodie-sangster, thomas from like yk tmr ofc, thomas the tank engine, tom allen, thomas o'malley, possibly tom holland
idc that its tom not thomas go away
ok ik u dont care about my cat so that's it adios dont kill me please
BEFORE U GO
I WANT TO WRITE A THOMINHO STORY
PRINCE THOMAS X SOME SORT OF WEIRDASS GANG LEADER MINHO IDK
BUT LIKE POSSIBLY SOULMATE AND SORT OF FANTASY AU
BEING GAY IS ILLEGAL IN WHERE THOMAS LIVES BUT NOT EVERYWHERE ELSE??
IDK
BUT WHAT WOULD I CALL IT
ok bye
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