Let's just get over the fact that there is no way in hell that I would ever say anything I type here in real life. These are solidly thoughts I have when I'm bored. I'm not even a character.
In case you think this is a story, you're wrong. This is not an introduction to a book. I'm just a small little human sitting at home, with nothing to do.
I'm pretty sure no one will see this anyway, so I guess we're fine.
I'm gonna go eat egg rolls now. Bye.
YOU ARE READING
If You're Reading This I'm Bored
HumorHi, this is literally all random stuff I pulled out of my head. If you're reading this, chances are you're bored too. Let's be bored together as you read this shitty book of stuff from my imagination.
