Hello, again! This is another generation of "How to Cure Boredom in Class", because I'm going into another year of school (which is just fantastic *proceeds to hide under a rock and cry*) anyways, I know I'll be bored for a while. So, why not come up with some ways to cure boredom and post them on the Internet? Let's get started.
Disclaimer: only a FEW of these (if not none) have been tested. Do at your own risk.
- Draw a picture of (sad) Pepe Frog and slide it on your teacher's desk. Say it was your reaction when they told you about the work you have to do.
- When you have to write an essay, pick the person you dislike most in the class. No matter what you were supposed to write about, write about how much they annoy you. Hand it in for a grade.
- Go to school wrapped in a blanket. To get around, you must hop. If anyone tries to question it, lay down on the ground and roll away.
- Chew 7 pieces of gum at a time. Every time someone tries to talk to you, blow a bubble until they shut up.
- Bring wine glasses to school and fill them with milk. Go to classes with your friends and elegantly drink milk.
- Bring some rocks to class. Write "throw through the teacher's window for a surprise". Hand them out to classmates. The surprise will be suspension (maybe, depending on your school. So it really is a surprise!).
- Tape a garbage can on your back and scoot around the class on all fours, insisting you are a snail.
- Bring an air mattress to class, and inflate it. Try to take a nap. If anyone (adults) tries to stop you, tell them it helps you learn. Be persistent.
- Write a letter to everyone in the class that says "you suck". Sign all of them off as your teacher, and anonymously put them in lockers.
- Obviously take things from the classroom and put them in random people's binders. When asked what you are doing, insist it wasn't you.
- Take someone's pencil out of their hand while they're writing. Draw a Pepe frog on their paper where they were about to write.
- (A/N I do this one all the time) take a picture (preferably the one on this chapter) and draw it over and over until you can draw it without looking at the picture. Draw it in all your classes every day. It'll look good.
- Print out pictures of Ruby Rose and tape them around the classroom. Insist you are spreading the world's natural beauty.
- Listen to music through headphones and make it obvious (dance, lip sync, make it so people can softly hear it) and when someone calls you out, shove your headphones in your pocket and say you were doing work the whole time.
- Ask your teacher what their favorite animal is. Proceed to be that animal for the rest of class.
- Play the Orange is the New Black theme song from your phone and tell your teacher it "describes being here".
- Write a marriage certificate for two people you ship in the class, regardless of what they think of each other. Force them to sign it.
- Sing terrible songs loudly and out of tune. When someone tells you to stop, get really upset and tell the teacher that your dreams are being crushed.
That's all, folks.
Should I do more of these? I feel like it.
Have a good time in school! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
Okay but seriously, I hope school is a little bearable. Bye!
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MizahHi, this is literally all random stuff I pulled out of my head. If you're reading this, chances are you're bored too. Let's be bored together as you read this shitty book of stuff from my imagination.
