I currently have a painfully huge crush on someone, and so I needed to brainstorm ways to make progress. Do at your own risk!!
- Wear the brightest, flashiest, most neon clothes you can get, you need your crush to notice you!! How is your crush going to notice you if you have normal clothes?
- Every time you see them, yell as loudly as you can. This will not only get your crush to notice you, but also everyone else.
- Grab one of their notebooks, and page through it. This will help you find common interests. Don't even ask them for their notebook, just take it. Confidence is sexy, right? Right.
- Steal things from them. This gives them a reason to come after you! The more expensive, the better. Your crush will want their phone back, right? They'll come looking after you for sure.
- Blame them for things they didn't do. This may give them a reason to talk to you. Never pass up an opportunity to talk to your crush!
- Shove them down and make sure they drop all their stuff, then help them up and pick their things up. Crushes love helpful people.
- Jump on them and knock them over. Then smile and say sorry. This will get them to notice you, 100% guaranteed!!
Once you feel confident enough, it's time to ask them out. Set a day you plan to do this, and get started. Gel your hair all the way back, no matter the length, just gel it back. Gelled hair looks great. Wear a flashy shirt, and your favorite pair of overalls. Don't forget the crocs! Then, walk up to your crush and be like "YO WHAT UP FAM" (make sure everyone hears. If your crush has a lot of people watching, they'll feel pressured to say yes because it's hard to reject people in front of a crowd!) then say "DO YOU WANT TO BE MY BAE FOR LIFE??" You'll get an answer (not guaranteed it will be a yes...).
If they say no, don't worry. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. Like your crush's best friend, for example. It's great to make your crush jealous. Ask out all their friends until you get a yes.
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