1. Listen to music to tune them out - very effective. Even if they start shouting things like "fire" or "get down and cover your head" just ignore them.
2. Tell them their uncle is waiting for them inside the trash. While they are waiting, shove them in.
3. Make them cookies, but double the sugar and replace all the sugar with salt!
4. If that last one doesn't get them off your ass, mix vinegar in with their milk or something. Be sure to use a lot.
5. Text them many pictures of Bob Dole. Nobody likes Bob Dole because he ran against the king, Bill Clinton.
6. Run up to them and force feed them laxatives!!
7. Find a ton of ants (at least 400... AT LEAST) and stuff them in the target's pillowcase. (Be sure to tie the open end up really good, you want the target to notice on their own)
8. Get your friends to start a riot. In the target's bedroom. You're welcome.
9. Replace their shampoo with chlorine. (This is not recommended because it might cause damage I think)
10. Find a bunch of really creepy clown dolls and hide them in your target's closet (inspired by the movie "Poltergeist" which was amazing. Even funnier than Madea.)
11. Frame them for a murder.
12. Simply get a restraining order!
13. Buy them a cat. Let them get really, really attached to the cat. Then, sneak into their house late at night, steal the cat... and punch them in the face.
14. Give them "orange juice" which they will later discover to be EGG YOLK.
15. Give them an invitation to your "birthday party"...send them too a meth lab "on accident".
16. Straight up tell them to fuck off...
17. Burn their homework with your mixtape.
18. Replace their Jordan's with Crocs!!
19. Take random pictures of them, and paste them around town.
20. Write a book about how annoying they are, make copies, and send them to libraries.
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If You're Reading This I'm Bored
HumorHi, this is literally all random stuff I pulled out of my head. If you're reading this, chances are you're bored too. Let's be bored together as you read this shitty book of stuff from my imagination.
