Categorized into common subjects, here are some very important facts that will help you get into Yale, Harvard, or whatever college you want to go to. (Disclaimer: may not help at all)
-Very Important Math
1. Look at #7
2. Scratch that, go to #8
3. Okay, last one, go to #6
4. Sorry, go to #10
5. Look at #9 real quick
6. I like bread
7. Look at #4
8. I'm sorry go to #5
9. Go to #3
10. I mean #2
-Very Important History
• I ate bread this morning
- Very Important English
• his, hers, it's and theirs aren't actually pronouns when referring to bread. The only one you'll need is mine. All the bread is mine.
- Very Important Spanish
• Me gusta bread
- Very Important Science
• you need flour to make bread
- Very Important Other Subjects
• bread isn't REALLY my favorite food
• honestly I think it's kinda bland without anything on it
• I mean it's still pretty good and stuff
• jelly makes bread a lot better tho
• I don't even know where I was going with this but here I am
• if someone besides me is reading this I will be VERY surprised
• I forgot I have school tomorrow and I should probably go to bed now
• but why not talk about bread on this useless book
- Very Important Facts About Bread
• I like it
• it's made with wheat
• when toasted, it is called "toast"
• you can put almost anything edible on bread and it will taste good
• I don't know how I got started on the subject of bread
• the picture for this chapter is just...
- Very Important Facts About Me
• I like bread
• I'm going to bed now
- Goodnight
• bread
• bread
• bread
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If You're Reading This I'm Bored
HumorHi, this is literally all random stuff I pulled out of my head. If you're reading this, chances are you're bored too. Let's be bored together as you read this shitty book of stuff from my imagination.
