It has occurred to me that class can be quite boring (I know from first-hand experience) and so, here are some ways to pass the time. (Disclaimer - this is my sleep deprived brain talking. None of these have been tested. Do at your own risk.)
- Lay on the ground and pretend you're a breadstick.
- Sit in a ball on your desk and pretend to be a rock.
- Throw shredded pieces of paper on your classmates and pretend to be one of those people that throws rose petals at weddings.
- Make a list of people you ship together, and post it on the wall so that everyone can see it. When someone tries to take it down, insist that it's "artwork" and "they cannot deny your freedom of expression".
- Print out a bunch of copies of the picture on this chapter and randomly distribute them to classmates (with no context). If they ask what it means, do not say anything.
- Write your teacher an essay on your honest, personal opinion of them. If they tell you they didn't ask for it, act very offended and take your essay back.
- Go around the classroom telling your classmates how you feel about them, and if/when the teacher tells you to sit down, protest that you're simply using freedom of speech.
- Randomly burst out laughing, when/if the teacher asks you what's so funny, say "your hairpiece". (Not recommended!!)
- Draw a picture of a cat and hand it to the person next to you. Write an official adoption form for your new cat, and insist they sign it.
- Crumple up a piece of paper and insist it's your "pet rock".
- Wiggle your arms and legs around until someone notices, then protest that your just a simple octopus.
- Roll around on the ground and pretend to be a log!
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If You're Reading This I'm Bored
HumorHi, this is literally all random stuff I pulled out of my head. If you're reading this, chances are you're bored too. Let's be bored together as you read this shitty book of stuff from my imagination.
