Spirit Animals Shorts

A Day With Kalani :D {Side Story 9}

Ok, I know I know, "kalani you just did a day routine in this book, you shouldn't be doing another" but uh, uh...Splish splash your opinion is trash

Time: 4am
Song:*Smashes through window*
Me:*Oh sh-t*
Song:*Random siren sound*
Me: Thanks for the glass song :D
Song: :D
Me:*Walks to medical centre*
Lenori: Your face is bleeding Kalani.
Me: I know
Lenori: Premium alarm?
Me:*Nods*
Lenori: *Takes glass out*

Time:7:30am
Me:*Waiting in dining hall for the rest of the cult*
Dorian:*Appears*
Me:HOLY SH-
Dorian: Relax
Me:Oh thought you were shadow. She does that sometimes
Dorian: -_- you mean that cheesecake obsessed cat monster thingy over there?? *Points*
Shadow:oh hi kalani! :D
Me: .............Hi cheesecake cat thingy
Dorian: 😅
Shadow: ??????
Dorian: I'm happy to see that your "boyfriend" is back
Me: Yeah, shadow bought me 2,000 doors to kiss the person on my left so I did. I kissed the door that I put to my left :D
Dorian: Yep, Yep, close call btw
Me: Exactly
Raisha: SURPRISE F-CKER! *Throws bucket at my head*
Me:*Pulls bucket off* D:<
Raisha: >:D
Dorian: JOLT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S UP
Jolt: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND*Blushing*
Me and Dorian: Sure.......-_-
Jolt: *Sighs* Raisha dont kill your sibling with a bucket
Raisha: Ohhhh :(
Me: Yeah Raisha
Raisha:*Picks bucket up and throws it at my head instead of on my head*
Dorian and jolt: 0-0
Me:OW HEY!
Raisha: HAHA *runs away*
Jolt:....*Looks at Raisha* WAIT RAISHA DONT PUNCH THAT GREENCLOAK
Dorian: *Sigh* usual day here in greenhaven!
Song:*Walks from medical centre* HELLO GREENHAVEN
Meilin: *Facepalms* here we go again
Song: I AM THE GREAT SONG, RULER OF SHATTERED WINDOWS
Me: AND ARSON!
Song: -and arson. ANYWAY I HAVE COME FOR FOOD SINCE IM HUNGRY
Rollan: I'm proud that she's what came out of an epic battle. She fits right in with all the other chaotic dumbasses here!
Everyone else: *Nods*
Song: Oh thanks :D
Me: Anyway how's Worthy? I haven't seen him around lately
Dorian: Oh, Hes been pretty stressed with missions. So, if you don't see him, he's either on a mission or in his room.
Me: Oof, I know how that feels
Dorian: Yeahhhhh, so where did you fit the other 1,999 doors?
Me: Easy, wardrobe
Dorian: 1,999 doors fit in there?
Me: Yeah it leads to narnia.
Dorian: your imagination is stupid
Me: Yeah it is. But I buried them
Dorian: why did you do that?
Me: So I can start a door replacement business of course.
Dorian: So why did you need to bury them?
Me: if shadow sees them, she'll take them so next time truthy talks about lovers, I will have to kiss you
Dorian: WAIT WHY ME?! *Blushing*
Me: Man idk *Bites toast* she just likes Dorlani I guess *Shrugs*
Dorian: *Whispers* Understandable, I guess I like it too
Me: Wait what was that-?
Dorian: NOTHING!
Shadow: Hi guys! *Walks over with Worthy, Howl and Shane
Me: Hey shadow :D
Dorian: Hi monster
Shadow: >:( anyway....... Why's Raisha punching greencloaks?
Me: idk, she took her anger out on me first. Guess she's moved on from throwing buckets at me to punching random greencloaks
Howl: Understandable, everyone apart from us is annoying
Worthy: Yep
Dorian: Anyway, shadow do you like doors?
Shadow: No.
Worthy: Yeah, she sort of stole my dorm door too.
Jolt, running over: I know that!
Worthy: Yeah because we share a dorm jolt
Jolt: *Big brain thinking* .............OH YEAH!
Howl: *Facepalm*
Raisha: *Runs over and slides over the table*
Me: *Holds up 10 sign*
Dorian: *Holds up 9.5 sign*
Shadow:*Holds up 7 sign*
Raisha: Ah thank you Ah thank you.
Jolt: I'm hungry
Me: No sh-t Sherlock
Song: *Falls from window and onto the table*
Dorian: OH HOLY SH-T!* Falls back from bench*
Me and Raisha: HAHA!
Dorian: -_-
Shadow: Hi song :D I see our window's broken.
Song:Yep, I've done my job well :)
Me: Yep, you've even got a new record on how much glass you managed to get in my skull. Lenori counted 17 pieces and 6 large ones.
Song: SCORE!
Dorian and jolt: 😅
Howl: Don't worry you two, this happens every day.
Dorian: No, I'm more concerned on if Kalani's okay.
Shadow: *Silently* Oooo~
Dorian: *blushing* SHUT IT!
Jolt: So now I know where they got their brain damage from
Me: Yes sirrrr
Raisha: We should eat now