~Danganronpa oneshots~

Incorrect quotes again! ||<3||

Leon, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can't find a boo.
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Byakuya : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Makoto: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?
Byakuya : No! Four to five seconds!
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Mondo: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Taka, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Mondo:
Mondo: fsh
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Kyoko: How do I deal with my enemies?
Celeste: Kill them
Kyoko: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution
Celeste: Kill them only a little?
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Mondo: Am I in trouble?
Taka: Take a guess.
Mondo: No?
Taka: Take another guess.
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Mukuro: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Sayaka: I think you mean cards.
Mukuro , pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Celeste: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Kyoko: I think you mean cards.
Celestia, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
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Taka: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE
Mondo: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Taka, desperately, as mondo bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Mondo: Oh! B positive.
Taka: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
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Yasuhiro: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.
Leon: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.
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Taka, tending to mondos wounds: How would you rate your pain?
Mondo: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.
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Hiro: Change is inedible.
Leon: Don't you mean inevitable?
Hiro, spitting out coins: No, I did not.
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Byakuya : Makoto was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Makoto: Well, they shouldn't say "all you can eat" if they don't mean it.
Byakuya : Makoto, you ate a chair.
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Byakuya : If Celeste and I were drowning, who would you save?
Kyoko: You two can't swim?
Celeste: It's a hypothetical question, Kyoko! who would you save?
Kyoko: my time and effort.
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Taka: I know you snuck out last night, Mondo
Hiro: Play dumb!
mondo: Who's Mondo?
Hiro: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Store Worker: Would a Mx. Ishimaru please come to the front desk?
Ishimaru, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Leon, hiro and mondo
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Hiro, Leon and mondo, simultaneously: We got lost
Taka: I didn't even bring you guys here with me-
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Mondo: taka and I are having a baby.
Chihiro: That's gre-
Mondo, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
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Taka: Mondo, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Mondo: I don't know, love you, talk to you later
Taka: Ok, I love you too, I'll just ask Leon.
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Byakuya, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.
Celeste: Hey.
Kyoko: Hi.
Sayaka: Hello.
Mondo: Hey!
Mukuro: *bows head*
Makoto: *waves happily while stuffing his face*
Byakuya: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Aoi: We were out of Doritos.