I may or may not have written this months ago and forgot about it so here ya go
This was suggested by @notreally11111 I was actually really excited to write this I completely forgot about this story also to anyone who suggested something and it never got posted pls comment again I probably forgot sorry
Percy:
Sup captain
Tony:
Who are you talking to?
Percy:
You
Percy:
You said you were captain American
Tony:
I was joking I'm way better then him
Percy:
Spider-Man!
Tony:
What! No
Percy:
Then who?
Tony:
I'll tell you if you tell me what you are
Percy:
Nah
Tony:
Don't you want to know?
Percy:
No I don't actually care
Tony:
You only care if I'm spider-man huh?
Percy:
I didn't really think you were Spidey he would never say he was better the captain American
Tony:
Ikr? We gotta work and his self-esteem
Percy:
Agreed
Thor:
What's wrong with Steve
Percy:
I don't like his hair
Thor:
That's it?
Tony:
That is a perfectly valid reason to not like someone Thor leave him alone
Thor:
Uh yes of course carrying on
Tony:
I'm adding the web head
Tony added Sider-Kid:
Sider-Kid:
Mr. Stark?
Tony:
Kid!
Percy:
Ha! Now I know who you are!
Tony:
Thought you didn't care
Percy:
It's an interrogation tactic
Tony:
Sure
Sider-Kid:
Not to be rude but... why am I here?
Percy:
Because your better then Steve
Tony:
And you need to realize it
Tony:
Kid?
Percy:
Hello
Thor:
I think you broke The Man of Spiders
Percy:
Oops
Tony:
Shit Natasha is going to kill me
At this point you have two options for ending 1 or 2
1
Percy:
Lol you should probably run
Thor:
I agree there a few things I fear but she is one of them
Tony:
You guys are so dramatic I'm sure I'll be fine
Percy:
That sounds like something someone would say right before they are not fine
Tony:
🙄
Percy:
You walk a dangerous path
Sider-Kid:
What are you guys talking about?
Percy:
You we thought we broke you
Sider-Kid:
Nah I just blanked out for a few seconds idk why
Tony:
Oh well we were just saying that your better then Steve
Percy:
Yup
Tony:
Peter
Thor:
Why are you like this?
Tony:
Okay I think I need to take him to a therapist
Percy:
Yeah
Sider-Kid:
Hey sorry what're you guys talking about idk what's up with me today lol
Tony:
Y'know just the usual
Sider-Kid:
That reminds me who is this person?
Percy:
That is non of you concern Peter
Sider-Kid:
You know who I am?
Tony:
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I SWEAR TO THOR STAY AWAY FROM PETER
Percy:
...I meant to type person it auto corrected... I guess I type Peter a lot
Tony:
Oh...
Sider-Kid:
This is awkward
Percy:
Yeah... I'm just gonna go
2
Tony:
Shit Natasha is going to kill me
Steve:
Language
Tony:
What. The. Fuck
Percy:
⚠️ Abort Mission! ⚠️ Abort Mission! ⚠️ Abort Mission! ⚠️
Sider-Kid:
What is happening? How did he get in the chat?
Percy:
I don't know!
Thor:
I have no lines!
Tony:
Then don't talk!
Steve:
I am GOD
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