Wtf

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I ran out of ideas...

Percy:
Do you want to dance?

Annabeth:
What?

Piper:
Who are you even talking to?

Leo:
All da lady's and men like Leo

Jason:
Where are you?

Hazel:
Shouldn't you be at school?

Frank:
Uh maybe next summer?

Percy:
Water is fun

Annabeth:
Wtf

Frank:
Are you okay?

Leo:
I mean he is water boy so...

Jason:
Stop it get some help

Hazel:
Wait you want to dance in the water?

Piper:
Did someone dare him to do this?

Percy:
Nope I'm just high

Annabeth:
PERCY

Frank:
That was a joke right?

Jason:
...

Piper:
This has to be a dare

Hazel:
What does he mean high?

Hazel:
Is that slang for something?

Leo:
Who could of dared him we're all here!

Percy:
Two guys in a hot tube sitting five feet apart cuz they're not gay

Hazel:
What?

Annabeth:
This isn't Percy

Annebeth:
He hasn't known popculture since he was like 12

Frank:
So someone stole his phone!?

Percy:
Nope dare gtg

Leo:
... vote blue he's the imposter

Hazel:
I'm so confused

Piper:
Yeah Percy the imposter

Leo has kick Percy out of the chat

Frank:
What just happened?

Piper:
Percy sent i weirds text and then couldn't even be bothered to explain them

Piper:
That's sus

Hazel:
But I still wanna talk to him some other time when his not being weird

Annabeth:
He'll probably text someone and ask to join when he's not busy so don't worry bout it

Jason:
But my bro😫

Leo:
Yellow must be the other imposter

Annabeth:
Quit it

Leo:
:(

Later that day
Annabeth phone

Percy:
What happened to the group chat did you guys delete it?

Annabeth:
No Leo kick you out for being weird

Percy:
I said it was a dare!

Annabeth:
You said nope dare gtg that was it

Percy:
I was at lunch and the bell just rang

Annabeth:
Who even dared you to do that

Percy:
My school friends they got to choose a chat and then we went around the table everyone getting to choose one text I send till the bell rings

Percy:
And I talked some of those down they said some crazy things

Annabeth:
Fine I'll add you to the group chat

Annabeth added Percy to the group chat

Percy:
I'm back!

Leo:
Now can you please explain what was up with the texts?

Percy:
But I already explained it to Annabeth I don't want to type it again

Annabeths
To bad it's your punishment

Percy:
😭

Percy:
That's evil

Piper:
We could also just kick you out again

Percy:
Why are you guys so mad it was just a few texts

Leo:
Dude you said you were high

Hazel:
And that some guys in a hot tube were gay

Frank:
No it's that they're not gay

Percy:
Two guys in a hot tube five feet about cuz they're not gay

Jason:
Bro?

Percy:
Bro!?

Jason:
Bro!

Percy:
Brooooooooooo!

Jason:
BRO!

Percy:
BBBBBRRRROOOOO!!!!!

Annabeth:
Quit it

Percy:
But bro

Jason:
Bro :(

Annabeth:
🙄

Leo:
So are you gonna explain or...

Percy:
Fine

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