555-936-0672:
Hey Kate this Nancy from school I'm just texting you to make sure I put the number in right
Percy:
Well you didn't put the number in right
Nancy:
What?
Percy:
Idk a Nancy and I'm not Kate
Nancy:
Oh sorry wrong number then
Nancy:
Before I go I don't suppose you know who the king of the Ancient Greek gods is?
Percy:
That would be Zeus why?
Nancy:
I have to do a project for school about the Ancient Greek gods me and Kate are trying to chose who to do
Percy:
Poseidon is the best
Nancy:
Really why do you say that?
Percy:
Because water
Nancy:
Lol Poseidon is the god of the sea right?
Percy:
Yup
Nancy:
Cool
Nancy:
So what's your name?
Percy:
I'm not telling a stranger my name
Nancy:
Oh come you know my name!
Nancy:
Besides you're fun to talk to maybe we can become friends
Percy:
Fine my names Percy
Nancy:
Don't suppose I could get a last name?
Percy:
I don't know you're last name
Nancy:
Bobofit
Percy:
You're name is Nancy Bobofit?
Nancy:
Yeah I know it's a weird name but so is Percy right?
Nancy:
Hello?
Nancy:
You're starting to make me regret giving you my name
Nancy:
Come on please?
Percy created a group chat
Percy:
Dude! Nancy fricking Bobfit just texted me!!!!
Grover:
What?
Grover:
How would Nancy Bobofit get your number?
Nancy:
Hm do I know you?
Percy:
YES
Grover:
We met back in sixth grade
Percy:
Percy and Grover ring a bell?
Nancy:
Uh no sorry
Nancy:
We're we friends?
Percy:
No
Nancy:
Oh well that was like six years ago so...
Percy:
You seriously don't remember us at all?!
Nancy:
I don't mean to be rude but why should I?
Nancy:
Did something happen that I should remember?
Percy:
...
Grover:
Like nothing?
Grover:
No idea who we are whatsoever?
Nancy:
Is there something I should remember?
Percy:
Wow just wow
Grover:
Look Percy I gotta go
Grover:
But honestly I don't really want to remember sixth grade and I don't think you want to either so how about we just leave this here
Percy:
You don't even want to tell her what happened?
Grover:
No let her forever wonder who we are
Grover:
Let this torture her FOREVER
Grover:
MAHAHAHA
Grover:
Okay I really need to go now bye!
Percy:
Bye! 👋
Nancy:
Are you really not gonna tell me?
Nancy:
Cuz that's a totally asshole move
Percy:
My name is Percy Jackson and that was Grover Underwood text us if you figure out who we are til then I don't want to deal with you
Nancy:
Come on for real?
Nancy:
This is the second time today that you've ignored me!
Nancy:
Could you like at least help me and Kate with our project!?
Nancy:
You're both dicks
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Texting Stories with Percy Jackson
FanfictionThis is a book of one shots all of them will be texting for those of you wondering why Percy has I phone I might explain it in the one shots but if I don't then just assume that either he's using his moms phone Annabeth's phone or that Leo made mons...
