I have a problem I saw a Headcannon of Peter that inspired this so I was gonna put it at the top but I can't find it anywhere so yeah anyway
This is Peterson (Percy x Peter ship name made by cereal_with_water because we didn't know what they were called) but there won't be any kissing or anything else because this is a texting story
Percy:
Uh I need help
Ned:
Yeah what's up dude
Percy:
Peter won't get off the ceiling
MJ:
Garb the broom
Percy:
The broom?
Ned:
Yeah it should be next to his bed
Percy:
What I'm a supposed to do with a broom?
MJ:
Smack him
Ned:
MJ!
MJ:
Gently push him down
Percy:
I touched it and he went REEEEEEEEEEE
Ned:
Yeah he does that
Percy:
Is he okay?
MJ:
He'll be fine just hit him with the broom
Percy:
Hm what if I don't want to hit my boyfriend with a broom?
Ned:
Just push him down
Percy:
I think he might bite me if I touch the broom again
Ned:
Don't worry he's not dangerous
Percy:
He keeps REEEEEEEing at me!
MJ:
Stop being a coward and do it
Percy:
😫
Percy:
HE BITE ME
Ned:
Really!?
Percy:
MY BOYFRIEND JUST FREAKING BITE ME
MJ:
Coward
Percy:
Well then you get over here and try to get this boy down
Percy:
Why the hades is he even up there?!
Ned:
Idk something most of scared him
Percy:
SO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HIT MY BOYFRIEND WITH A FREAKING BROOM I COULD HAVE JUST CLAMED HIM DOWN OR TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS AFRAID OF
MJ:
Yeah but the brooms easier
Ned:
I told you to push him down did you hit Peter!?!?!
Percy:
No he freaking bite me!!!
Ned:
We're you going to hit Peter!?
Percy:
🙄
Percy:
No
Ned:
Good
Percy:
He's giving me the death stare
Percy:
I think I'm gonna die today
MJ:
Stop being a coward
Ned:
Percy?
Ned:
MJ WHAT IF PETER JUST KILLED PERCY
MJ:
Peter didn't kill Percy I'm sure he's fine
Ned:
He's not answering!
MJ:
Percy!
MJ:
Update on Peter!
Percy:
🙄
Percy:
He's off the ceiling
Percy:
he's aunt made lemon tea that's why he was up there
Ned:
Lemon tea?
Percy:
Lemon's are spider repellent
Ned:
How'd you know that?
Percy:
My girl best friend hates spiders
MJ:
Girl best friend?
Percy:
Yup I have my girl best friend my guy best friend and my bro
Ned:
Can we meet them?
Percy:
Maybe some other time
MJ:
Why were you at Peter's house anyway?
Percy:
I was staying the night
Percy:
We gtg to school see you later
MJ:
Bye
Ned:
But we go to the same school and I don't have to be there yet
MJ:
Actually you're late check the time
Ned:
Why didn't you tell me!?
MJ:
Is that my responsibility?
MJ:
Btw you should probably start getting ready to go
Ned:
Oh yeah
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Texting Stories with Percy Jackson
FanfictionThis is a book of one shots all of them will be texting for those of you wondering why Percy has I phone I might explain it in the one shots but if I don't then just assume that either he's using his moms phone Annabeth's phone or that Leo made mons...
