Texting Stories with Percy Jackson

Get. Down. Now.

I have a problem I saw a Headcannon of Peter that inspired this so I was gonna put it at the top but I can't find it anywhere so yeah anyway

This is Peterson (Percy x Peter ship name made by cereal_with_water because we didn't know what they were called) but there won't be any kissing or anything else because this is a texting story

Percy:
Uh I need help

Ned:
Yeah what's up dude

Percy:
Peter won't get off the ceiling

MJ:
Garb the broom

Percy:
The broom?

Ned:
Yeah it should be next to his bed

Percy:
What I'm a supposed to do with a broom?

MJ:
Smack him

Ned:
MJ!

MJ:
Gently push him down

Percy:
I touched it and he went REEEEEEEEEEE

Ned:
Yeah he does that

Percy:
Is he okay?

MJ:
He'll be fine just hit him with the broom

Percy:
Hm what if I don't want to hit my boyfriend with a broom?

Ned:
Just push him down

Percy:
I think he might bite me if I touch the broom again

Ned:
Don't worry he's not dangerous

Percy:
He keeps REEEEEEEing at me!

MJ:
Stop being a coward and do it

Percy:
😫

Percy:
HE BITE ME

Ned:
Really!?

Percy:
MY BOYFRIEND JUST FREAKING BITE ME

MJ:
Coward

Percy:
Well then you get over here and try to get this boy down

Percy:
Why the hades is he even up there?!

Ned:
Idk something most of scared him

Percy:
SO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HIT MY BOYFRIEND WITH A FREAKING BROOM I COULD HAVE JUST CLAMED HIM DOWN OR TRIED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HE WAS AFRAID OF

MJ:
Yeah but the brooms easier

Ned:
I told you to push him down did you hit Peter!?!?!

Percy:
No he freaking bite me!!!

Ned:
We're you going to hit Peter!?

Percy:
🙄

Percy:
No

Ned:
Good

Percy:
He's giving me the death stare

Percy:
I think I'm gonna die today

MJ:
Stop being a coward

Ned:
Percy?

Ned:
MJ WHAT IF PETER JUST KILLED PERCY

MJ:
Peter didn't kill Percy I'm sure he's fine

Ned:
He's not answering!

MJ:
Percy!

MJ:
Update on Peter!

Percy:
🙄

Percy:
He's off the ceiling

Percy:
he's aunt made lemon tea that's why he was up there

Ned:
Lemon tea?

Percy:
Lemon's are spider repellent

Ned:
How'd you know that?

Percy:
My girl best friend hates spiders

MJ:
Girl best friend?

Percy:
Yup I have my girl best friend my guy best friend and my bro

Ned:
Can we meet them?

Percy:
Maybe some other time

MJ:
Why were you at Peter's house anyway?

Percy:
I was staying the night

Percy:
We gtg to school see you later

MJ:
Bye

Ned:
But we go to the same school and I don't have to be there yet

MJ:
Actually you're late check the time

Ned:
Why didn't you tell me!?

MJ:
Is that my responsibility?

MJ:
Btw you should probably start getting ready to go

Ned:
Oh yeah